Golf
A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The
man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. The man goes up to hit
first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says not bad. Golfpro: "Now
hold the club as firm as you hold your wife's breasts". The man follows instructions and
hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says "Excellent!" Now the woman takes her turn.
Her ball goes 30 yards. Golfpro: "Not bad, try holding the club like you hold your
husbands dick." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards. Golfpro: "Not bad, but now try
taking the club out of your mouth and hit the ball."