Santa
On Christmas Night Santa was visiting a house and leaving presents when a beautiful
woman came down the steps in her robe. She said to him, "Santa will you come up
stairs with me?" Santa replied, "Ho ho ho gotta go gotta go, children waiting for their
presents don't you know" So the woman went back upstairs. A few seconds later she
appeared again, this time in a skimpy nighty. she said, "Santa, now will you come
upstairs with me?" He replied, "Ho ho ho gotta go gotta go, children waiting for their
presents don't ya know" So the woman went back upstairs. This time she came back
down totally nude and said, "Santa will you PLEASE come upstairs with me?" He said,
"Hey hey hey gotta stay gotta stay, can't go up the chimney with my penis this way!"