Sperm bank
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you
doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give
me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they
pay me $25." The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more
before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet
again in the donation center. Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?" Woman:
[shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."