Sperm count
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went
to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup
home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and
the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem?
Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left
hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her
mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.
Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we
still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.