Sun bathing
A woman spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She
wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, she decided that no one could see
her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when
she heard someone running up the stairs; she was lying on her stomach, so she just
pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath
from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof, but we
would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."
"What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly, "No one can see me up
here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man. "You're lying on the dining room
skylight."