Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says," Doc, I'm
getting married this weekend and my fiancée thinks I'm a virgin. Is their anything you
can do to help me?"
The doctor says" Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding
night, when your getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it up to your
upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your
virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby to be will fall for this. They have a
beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in
the bathroom, slips the elastic up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with
her man. Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in" and she snaps the elastic
band. The hubby asks " what was that?"
The wife explains," oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping." The
husband cries out " WELL SNAP IT AGAIN, IT'S GOT MY BALLS!!!"