The following story contains characters owned by DC
Comics/Warner Bros. It is written as a fanfic parody story not intended to
affect any use of actual story lines in published books. The story is purely for
fun, with no profit to be made by the authors.
This short was based on a picture that Steve saw.....
Batman was on the Moon with the rest of the JLA in the Watchtower, and could
possibly be going to places far beyond if the situation got anyworse. He left Tim to watch over the Gotham situation, knowing that
Batgirl would always chip in and help Robin as needed.
Word got to Tim that Joker had made his way out of Arkham once again.He had to wonder just how it was that the Clown Prince of Crime alwaysmade it look so easy.
Shortly thereafter, word filtered in via contacts that Joker was putting out
feelers to locate Riddler, who was still on the lam fromhis own less recent escape. It seemed that Joker wanted to form some kind
of union, where their chances would be better together than alone.After a few more days, Robin got the info he needed. Riddler had set up a
meeting with Joker for Saturday evening at 10. It was nowWednesday evening, so he had three days to come up with something.
Robin's fertile mind needed nowhere near that long. Before the night was
through, he had his plan all worked out. The next day, Tim went toone of the adult bookstores that was known to also sell fetish clothing
and toys. He'd used the disguise kits in the Batcave to add a fewyears to his appearance, and no questions were asked when he went in to
buy a medium sized female black latex catsuit. They were also eager tosell him the matching shoulder length gloves.
With these two items securely attached to his motorcycle, Tim then went down the
street to yet another shop. Fewer questions would be raisedif the entire ensemble were not bought all in one establishment. At this
shop, Tim found a black latex head covering dominatrix cowl thatconveniently had cat ears on it. Catwoman had been making her mark even
among the fetish crowd, it seemed. This shop also had a wide selection of fetish
footwear, and Tim found a pair of zip on thigh high
black latex boots with five-inch heels. He now had everything he needed.
* * * * *
Earlier in the week, Barbara Gordon had heard about Joker's escapeduring a brunch with her dad, Police Commissioner Gordon. After theybroke up, Babs went about using the library's info channels to get as
much data as she could find. By sheer chance she came across areference to the Riddler's activities, and using her own computers at
home in the evenings, came to the same conclusion that Robin had earlier. Joker
and Riddler had something planned for Saturday at 10.
Batgirl would have to find a way to get in on it.
Barbara had just what she needed to infiltrate that meeting. She had planned to
surprise everybody next month at the costume party the
Police Support Fund was throwing. While it would have been a simple matter to
just put on her Batgirl costume and make a stunning
appearance, Babs didn't want to invite trouble by being too obvious with her own
secret identity. With her own fire red hair, the solutionwas obvious.
Barbara had put together a perfect copy of Poison Ivy's costume. All she would
need to do for the party was do a good makeup job. For themeeting, though, she decided that makeup would not be enough. Friday
afternoon, Babs went and had her hair done, and her hairdressercouldn't figure out why Barbara wanted to change so radically. Those kind
of questions were best left unasked, though, so she kept her mouth shut and just
did the usual girl talk with Babs through the process.
* * * * *
Saturday evening at 9:45, a crowd seemed to be developing at the rear door of
Rick's Steak House. This door led to a stairwell which tookclimbers to the loft over the restaurant. The crowd was composed half and
half of gawkers who'd seen the brightly costumed felons who arrivedearlier and gang members making sure that no one made it past them thatwasn't allowed.
When Barbara arrived at the meeting room in her Poison Ivy costume, she was sure
that Joker and Riddler would not recognize her for anybodyother than who she appeared to be. No one in the crowd down below had so
much as questioned her, and she'd been working all week atduplicating Pamela's voice patterns, even if she couldn't exactly matchthe voice itself. Babs wished she'd thought to ask Robin if she could use
one of the Bat voice modifiers, but she wanted so much to keep herplan a secret that asking would be out of the question.
Upon opening the door, Barbara was surprised to see not only Joker and Riddler,
but Catwoman appeared to have made the meeting also. Oh well,she would just be one more criminal for Babs to get info on as the
night's plans developed.
* * * * *
Tim ached all over in the foundation garments that constricted his body so, and
sweated profusely in the body covering latex catsuit whichenveloped him. So far, he'd had no problem in fooling any of Joker's or
Riddler's henchmen, and no problems had developed as yet with Jokerand Riddler themselves. In fact, they seemed more than overjoyed to have
Catwoman joining them in their plans.
Joker noted Catwoman's darkly made up eyes widen when she saw Poison
Ivy enter the room. Tim hadn't planned on seeing
her at the meetingalso. He'd have to be all the more
careful with another female in the room. Well, the only real female in the room.
With the voice modifierin the back of his throat
doing its thing, everybody heard Catwoman greet her female compatriot in the
famous sultry feline voice.
"Mmmmrrrrrooowwwwrrrr, hello, Poison Ivy. I'm so glad to see you here!"
* * * * *
This is only an opening scenario, missing even a lot of build up ideas to
expand the plot. This is the way my brain works when I see suchinteresting pictures, though.
There could be all kinds of interesting ways that this could go.
Steve