The following story contains characters owned by DC
Comics/Warner Bros. It is written as a fanfic parody story not intended to make
any use of actual story lines in published books. The story is purely for fun,
with no profit to be made by the author.
Note: This story is set waaaayyyy back in an older continuity.
Supergirl was making one of her infrequent visits to the Legion after traversing
more or less a thousand years in the time stream toward the future. When she got
to Legion HQ, she was greeted warmly by Cosmic Boy, who put out the word for
everybody to gather in the briefing room. There, she was reintroduced to all the
Legionnaires on duty, and seen for the first time by a few Legionnaires who had
joined since her last visit.
With pleasantries out of the way, Cosmic Boy and Kara then went to the Duty
Desk, where Brainiac 5 was on monitor duty. Seeing his part-time lover for the
first time in ages, Brainy went a bit googoo eyed, then told Kara and Cosmic
Boy, "It's a good thing you've come around. I just got word that the Fatal Five
is acting up again."
After getting briefed by Brainiac 5 on available details, Cosmic Boy took Kara
and went back to the briefing room to alert the rest of the Legion to the crisis
at hand. Dividing up the group into action teams, Cosmic Boy then took off with
Ultra Boy to do a preliminary on hand check of the situation.
While they were in transit, Kara was given an up to date briefing by Brainy on
the status, capabilities, and most recent activities of the Fatal Five to bring
her up to speed. The action teams took off for their three pronged assault, with
Supergirl left behind to act as the stopgap for whichever team needed her aid
the most.
In short order, Brainiac 5 got word from Cosmic Boy that the Fatal Five were
wreaking havoc on Xanthu, with Persuader taking down the Capitol Building piece
by piece, Tharok and Validus rounding up hostages, and Mano was with Emerald
Empress holed up in a cave with the Government members they'd rounded up so far.
There was also bad news for the Legion, and Kara in particular. Cosmic Boy
related that Emerald Empress had a huge pile of Green Kryptonite in the cave,
and the rest of the Fatal Five had pieces of Green K attached to their belts.
The Five must have planned in advance to thwart any help from Superboy or
Supergirl. Kara was told to remain at Legion HQ, to await further developments.
Half fuming, half frustrated at not being able to assist her fellow
Legionnaires, Kara waited with Brainy at the monitor. Word soon came that Cosmic
Boy and Ultra Boy had been captured by Emerald Empress and were now being held
in the cave. Turning in frustration, Kara left the Duty Desk, aimlessly
wandering through the halls of the HQ. Then an idea came to her. "Why didn't I
think of this sooner!" she exclaimed, heading for the Legion Museum room in a
hurry. "When I was fighting my Red K clone Satan Girl on the Puppet World way
back when, she tried to kill me with the Green K I had thrown at her earlier,
carrying the pile in her arms. Her costume was made with lead..."
Sure enough, on display in the Museum Room was the Satan Girl costume the Legion
had brought back after she had melded back into Supergirl when the 48 hour
timeframe of Red-K affects wore off. Next to that was the lead-lined costume
they had shown to her after finding it following the battle. "With this
lead-lined costume," mused Kara, "I can go to the aid of Cosmic Boy without
worrying about the Empress' Green K!"
Who Kara was going to the aid of was about to change, though...
After taking off her Supergirl costume and neatly stacking it next to the
display case, Kara then opened the case and removed the lead lined costume.
Noting that it was one piece from head to toe with no openings except for the
eyes and lower face, Kara felt sure she could operate in and around Kryptonite
with no problem. Fitting her feet into the legs of the jet black costume, Kara
then pulled it up to her chest and put her arms into the sleeves, working her
fingers into the built in gloves. As she reached behind herself to pull up the
zipper, Kara started to feel a bit lightheaded, but passed it off. She should
have been more aware of what would cause this lightheadedness.
With the zipper all the way up, Kara pulled the cowl down over her head, lining
up the eye holes, then zipped the cowl closed. Shaking her head as if to clear
mental cobwebs, Kara then reached for the cape and clipped it to her shoulders.
Almost involuntarily, with no way to stop her hands if she wanted to, Kara then
zipped on the knee high spike heeled boots. Her costume was now complete. HER
costume?
"Ha, ha, ha! So Supergirl thought she could use my costume! I am now once again
Satan Girl, with no Red K to force me back into Supergirl this time," she
exclaimed, then picked up her normal stretch fabric costume which contained no
lead, and compressed it to fit into the pocket on the inner side of her cape.
She'd be all set to use her normal costume once there was no threat from the
Green-K. As for Supergirl's neatly piled costume, she compressed it into a tiny
ball, and shot it deep into the earth. "I don't think we'll ever need that
costume again!"
Using the super speed of which she and few others were capable, Satan Girl
proceeded to the cave in which Emerald Empress held Cosmic Boy and Ultra Boy
before any other Legionnaires could get there. Purposefully striding right up to
the Empress, Satan Girl put her hands on her hips, and declared, "Hello,
Empress. I'd like to join in your escapades!"
"Who the hell are you?" answered the Empress, as Cosmic Boy and Ultra Boy in
unison shouted, "Satan Girl!?"
"I see my erstwhile allies have given you your answer," Satan Girl said to the
Emerald Empress. "I want to give you a hand in destroying the Legionnaires who
are trying to stop you from wreaking havoc here. To show you why the
Legionnaires at your feet were so shocked to see me, let me show you something,"
said Satan Girl as she started to remove her cowl.
Shaking her blonde hair free, Satan Girl then heard the Empress cry out in
shock, "Supergirl!"
"Not any more," replied Satan Girl as she resealed the cowl before Green K
radiation could sap her strength. "I'm Satan Girl, one of the most vile, most
cruel, most just plain evil women in the entire galaxy!"