The following story contains characters owned by DC
Comics/Warner Bros. and Fox. It is written as a fanfic parody story not intended
to makeany use of actual story lines in published
books. The story is purely for fun, with no profit to be made by the authors.
It should have been a dark and stormy night, but instead a full moon cast long
shadows along the streets of Gotham City. One of these
shadows moved cautiously toward the harbor. A shadow of a cat. Catwoman was on
the prowl. Quickly, she made her way to the wharves,
where she learned a ship was docked, ripe for plundering. Once there, all she
saw was a rusted excuse of a ship, clearly about ready to leave.
"It ain't the Queen Mary," she mused, but decided to continue anyway.
Catwoman slipped on board and opened a hatch cover, then dropped downinto the hold, where she nearly lost her lunch. The stench wasoverwhelming. Hundreds of animal cages lined the hold, their occupants
dead or dying.
"Oh, God, I think I'm going to be sick."
The creatures were a virtual who's who of endangered species, fromSiberian tigers to spotted owls. Anger helped her overcome her nauseaas she examined some papers in a desk. The ship with its illegal cargo
had developed engine trouble, and limped into Gotham Harbor. It hadtaken weeks, during which time the animals slowly starved to death.
With the engines patched up, the captain was about to beat a hasty retreat
before the port authorities got wise.
Forgetting about any booty, Catwoman decided to strike a blow foranimal rights. She cursed the men who lived by this trade, and thewomen whose vanity made it profitable. Catwoman would become the Feline
Avenger. She rummaged through some lockers, and found someexplosives. Carefully she placed two makeshift charges below the
waterline.
"Who's down there?"
She turned around just in time to see three burly crewmen coming downa ladder. A few acrobatic leaps brought her topside, with the crewmenin hot pursuit.
"Just us rats, and we're about to desert the ship!" she answered.
Suddenly, Catwoman was surrounded by about twenty men, leering and cursing when
they realized who they were dealing with.
"Well, if it isn't the cat lady! How would you like to join yourpussy friends in the hold?"
Just then a muffled explosion, quickly followed by another, rocked the ship.
Almost at once, the ship listed abruptly to one side, spillingnearly everyone overboard. Catwoman was able to hang on by using her
whip. The remaining crewmen, now joined by the captain, were stillafter her. The ship lurched again, now capsizing completely. This
time, even Catwoman couldn't hang on. Now everyone was in the water, swimming
desperately to get away from the sinking ship.
The commotion had finally gotten the attention of the authorities, andsirens could be heard in the distance. While everyone else made forthe docks, Catwoman swam further down the shoreline. Dawn was just
breaking, and she could just make out a caped figure swooping down onthe scene.
"I guess they can round up the captain and crew. Time for me to go."
Catwoman swam a little further and came out of the water. She sat down,
shivering in her wet catsuit, contemplating what she had done. She hadno regrets. She had put the animals out of their misery, and the
perpetrators in the hands of the police. Batman couldn't have done it
better, although she admitted he probably would
have been more careful
about not injuring the crew.
Catwoman sighed, stood up, and said, "Computer! End program."
Suddenly the entire landscape disappeared, leaving Catwoman in a grid-filled
room with a large hatch at one end. Deanna Troi left theholodeck, still dripping, lost in thought, unaware of the admiring
glances from the male crewmen as she returned to her quarters.
In halting the Holodeck program, Deanna was assuming that all would bereturned to normal. Having played the role of Catwoman with suchintensity in the Holodeck scenario, she took no notice of the now
familiar costume she was still wearing. It seemed perfectly normal toher that she was in a skin tight purple lycra spandex catsuit, not the
loose fitting Starfleet uniform she'd worn before entering the Holodeck. The
stares and open mouthed ogling that her fellow crewmembers gave herwent right over Deanna's head, because she was still thinking of how
Catwoman could have better handled the scene on the ship.
When Deanna entered her quarters, she reached to pick up her com unit.The clawed fingers that grasped it gave her a shock, and it was thenthat Deanna finally noticed what she was wearing. She looked down, and
saw the stiletto heeled black thigh high boots she was wearing. Deannawas under the distinct impression that the computer program had allowedher to wear and walk in these six-inch heels, but had no idea how she was
doing so now.
While looking down, Deanna also happened to notice that the breasts onher chest looked almost twice their normal size. The computer had beeninstructed to form Deanna in the image of the 20th Century comic book
villainess, and had followed its instructions by accessing memory ofthe actual printed pages. Ergo, Deanna's Catwoman in the Holodeck
scenario had comic book badgirl boobs, huge orbs, perfectly formed and defying
gravity in the way they stood out. Taking her clawed hands andcupping these breasts, Deanna felt just how real they were, feeling waves
of pleasure roll through her body as the breasts were stimulated.
Wanting to see the entirety of what she looked like, Deanna stepped over to her
full length mirror. For the first time, Deanna saw who shewas.
The exquisitely formed female body she saw was shaped like that of a Greek
Goddess. The long black hair streamed out the back of the purplecowl, clinging tightly to her face and head. The huge tits stood out over
an incredibly narrow waist, the torso tapering sharply from herabundant chest. Below the waist, beautifully rounded hips, a perfectly
flat tummy, and a gorgeously shaped ass appeared. Deanna noted thatthe catsuit clung so tightly to her skin that the lips of the labia inher crotch even stood out.
The shoulder length black gloves on her arms were so tight on her fingers that
they almost appeared to have been painted on. The clawsat her fingertips extended and retracted as she flexed her fingers.
The black boots on Deanna's legs came almost to her crotch, andhugged her legs like a second skin. Her calves and thighs took on abeautiful set of curves with the arch formed under her feet by the spike
heels.
As she reached to pull the cowl back from her head, Deanna saw a faceshe did not recognize. At that moment, an incredible change came overDeanna. She had seen who she was, and she was no longer Deanna.Shaking her raven mane to hang free, then running her claws through it,she said, "My name is Selina Kyle. I am Catwoman!"