The following story contains characters owned by DC
Comics/Warner Bros. It is written as a fanfic parody story not intended to make
any use of actual story lines in published books. The story is purely for fun,
with no profit to be made by the author.
Selina Kyle had heard through the grapevine that Batman would be away from
Gotham City for a few days, off on some mission with his partner in the World's
Greatest heroes, Superman. With only Robin and Batgirl left to cover for him,
Catwoman figured she'd have no trouble putting the special display of Mideast
jewels into her own collection. She made plans to get in plunder the glitter on
Saturday night, actually well into Sunday morning. Activity in the museum would
be the lightest that evening, and as she'd noticed in the past, the guards were
least alert at that time.
Getting past the door guards and security systems easily by using a maintenance
access hatch on the roof, Catwoman made her way down to the display floor and
cut the wires powering the sensors on and around the treasure. She then used her
claws to open a hole in the display case. The large bag she'd brought along was
rapidly filled, and when she tied off the top, many of the gems were spilling
over the sides. This was turning out to be one of the best hauls she'd ever
made.
As Selina came back out of the maintenance hatch, and before she could even get
any footing, she felt the bag being snapped from her hand and tossed to the
rooftop to her right. She didn't even have time to look down at her loss when
she felt her hands being drawn together up over her head, and tied together.
"It's too bad for you that Batgirl asked me to spend the weekend with her,
Catwoman. Shame on you, for trying to take advantage of Batman being away."
Catwoman recognized that self-righteous voice, even without being able to see
behind herself. "Wonder Woman?! How the hell did you get alerted to my being
here tonight? I figured I'd see the Bat Bitch at most, if anybody."
"BatGIRL told me that this would be a likely night for you to try something,
Catwoman. When I did a computer check on what valuables were on hand outside of
normal, I saw that the Emir's collection included quite a few Cat's Eye Jade
pieces. I figured that they'd be enough to draw you to the whole jewel
collection. Now, you're coming with me. Understand?"
Selina felt the power of the magic lasso sapping her will. "Yes, going with
you." That damned lasso of hers... As Catwoman stood, she felt the lasso loosen
a bit, while still wrapped around her wrists. She saw Wonder Woman reach down
with her right hand to grab the bag, while her left hand held the lasso. That
lasso, since it was only wrapped and not knotted, wasn't as tight as it could
have been, had the Amazon used a bit more time in securing her prisoner. Thanks
in part to the slickness of her polished leather gloves, the lasso seemed to
slip even more as Wonder Woman leaned over.
Catwoman hadn't heard anything about not trying to escape, just that she was to
go with the Amazon. Using all her agility, she slipped her body back down into a
crouch, practically yanking her hands free of the lasso. As she was about to
turn and clobber Wonder Woman, which likely wouldn't have hurt her very much,
Selina spotted a loose brick near her left foot. 'That's gotta hurt the bitch!'
she figured.
It did.
Wonder Woman slumped to the tarred rooftop after being knocked in the back of
her head by Catwoman's well placed brick. The bag of jewels fell to the roof
once again, spewing a few more baubles out the loose top. Catwoman was about to
collect the scattered loot and get away when she got an idea. If Batgirl was so
much fun to play with, wouldn't the Amazon be all that much more fun?
She decided the bag and its valuable plunder could sit tight for the time being.
Carrying the heroine would not be as easy as the bag, but Catwoman had carried
Batgirl enough to figure Wonder Woman wouldn't be that much of a problem. To
make it a bit simpler, she unclipped the dressy star spangled red cape from
Wonder Woman's shoulders, and placed it over the bag to sort of hide it from
view, just in case. Then Catwoman hefted the tall brunette's body up and over
her shoulders, and made her way back to the fire escape on the left side of the
building. At the bottom was a plain looking Dodge. Batman could run around in a
Batmobile that was widely recognized - Catwoman got around in a car that blended
right in.
To make sure her captive stayed out of it, Catwoman laid her out on the back
seat, then reached into her glove compartment for the vial of chloroform she
kept there for odd purposes, such as this. She soaked a few napkins, then laid
the pile over the heroine's nose. Satisfied, Catwoman then got into the driver's
seat and took off her cowl, to be a bit less obvious as she drove.
After she parked the Dodge in the alley way next to the brownstone she was using
as a safe house, Selina put her mask and cowl back on, then went to unlock and
open the door. She went back to the car and retrieved her still unconscious
package from the back seat. Now that she had all the time in the world, she
looked more closely at her prisoner. She was stacked just a bit more than Selina,
was quite pretty, and aside from being a tad taller, wasn't all that
extraordinary looking, considering she was an Amazon. Batgirl was tiny in
comparison, so this was going to be a much more interesting session.
After she locked up behind herself, Catwoman put Wonder Woman down on the floor
of her living room. She proceeded to remove the costume from the Amazon, but
left the tiara and earrings on her head and the bracelets on her wrists.
Unfettered by the golden bustier, her breasts actually seemed to expand a bit
and take on more volume, even though she was laid out on her back. Catwoman
shook her head at noticing this, then went to her bedroom to get a few toys. She
came back with a red ball gag and a black riding crop in her hands. She knelt
astride the Amazon's waist with the ball gag ready to be put in place, but then
Selina had yet another idea - and this time, playing games was far from her
mind.
It was as she noted once again just how voluptuous Wonder Woman was that
Catwoman got an inspiration. She was very nicely endowed herself, and if a few
other things checked out, Wonder Woman was going to be in for some real fun.
Selina laid down next to Wonder Woman. She seemed to be only an inch or so
shorter, and had hair of the same color and texture, even similar in length and
slightly wavy style. Selina then got back up and headed for the chair at her
dressing table. She pulled off her clawed gloves for better dexterity, then
unzipped and pulled off her black thigh high boots. She picked up one of Wonder
Woman's red boots, then held it next to one of her own. While the heel wasn't
quite as high, the size did seem to be quite similar. As a check, Selina slipped
her left foot into the red boot and zipped it up. Not enough room to wiggle her
toes, but definitely a good enough fit. Which meant -
Selina pulled of her cowl and shook her hair to loosen it up, then unzipped her
purple spandex body stocking. She just loved the fact that it was also known as
a catsuit! It peeled off rapidly, leaving Selina in her own naked glory, with a
body not that far from the Amazon's in splendor. A fact Selina was about to take
advantage of.
The catsuit and the rest of the costume, along with all of Wonder Woman's
costume, were taken into Selina's bedroom. Then she went back for the Amazon,
and brought her in to be placed on the bed. She sat down at her dressing table
in her bedroom, facing the mirror. Selina washed off all the makeup she'd been
wearing, then added some shading here, some buildup there, just the right amount
of blush, and a real close match for lipstick. She used just the right shade of
eye shadow, and figured her lashes were about the right color and length.
Since her task would be easier unadorned, Selina then went over to her captive
and removed the bracelets from her wrists, followed by the tiara and earrings.
For all intents and purposes, the beautiful nude brunette on the bed was now
just that - a simple brunette, not the heroine she had been. But in reality, she
was not a simple brunette, in that she now bore a distinct resemblance to the
person stripping her of her gear.
The brunette on the bed did not remain nude for very much longer. Selina slowly
pulled the leggings of the purple catsuit over Wonder Woman's legs, then before
trying to go any further, picked her up and placed her in the seat. Now Selina
could more easily pull the catsuit up over the Amazon's torso, then thread her
arms into its sleeves. When she pulled the zipper closed up her back, Wonder
Woman was encased in a very tight and form fitting purple spandex, and Selina
had a slightly different experience in seeing her costume on another great body,
not her own. Next were the gloves, and it took a bit of work for Selina to get
each of Wonder Woman's fingers fully into those of the gloves, with the claws
set to her own fingernails.
Each of the thigh high boots was then pulled over Wonder Woman's feet and zipped
up to the tops of her legs. They fitted the Amazon's slightly larger form very
well, shaping the calves and thighs just as they normally did Selina's. Selina
hesitated a moment with the cowl in her hand, but figured it wouldn't be worth
doing any special makeup on the Amazon's face, since hidden under the cowl and
mask, it would be just that - hidden. She proceeded to thread the long black
mane of Wonder Woman through the slot on the back of the cowl, again a totally
different experience from doing her own, then pulled the cowl down over her head
and face. The neck was tucked into the top of the catsuit, and for all anyone
could see, this was Catwoman sitting at her dressing table. There was no longer
any evidence of the heroine she truly was.
Now Selina was free to get dressed herself. She reached for the combined blue
shorts and red and gold bustier, and slipped into it. When the zipper in back
was pulled up on this one, Selina found her own mounds of flesh being molded and
shaped by the golden cups. She marveled at the cleavage which this exposed! Next
Selina zipped her feet in both boots, and found that her earlier test had been
pretty close. After she straightened out the white stripes up the fronts of the
boots, she tried walking around for a few steps. Since the heels were a bit
shorter, they were easy enough to get used to. They weren't uncomfortable in the
least.
Next Selina pulled the golden belt around her waist. As soon as she secured it
in back, she felt a surge of energy flow through her body. 'What the...is this
thing truly a power belt, from which the Amazon gets her super power?' She
walked over to the kitchen and reached for a cast iron skillet. The handle bent
in her hands like it was made of clay. Elated, Selina ran in her new boots, not
even considering she was running in boots with good heels that were a bit tight,
back to the bedroom. She picked up the tiara and placed it on her brow, then
slipped on the star earrings. The magic lasso was clipped to the hook on her
power belt, then Selina placed the bracelets over her wrists. These in place,
she started to feel some sort of unity with the Amazons on Paradise Island;
however, she was in no way restrained by them the way all Amazons were. She did
now realize that without these bracelets on her wrists, her captive was free to
act in any way she desired. Selina was going to make sure her captive acted just
as SHE desired.
Selina turned to look at herself in the mirror, and if she didn't know better,
she'd have sworn it was Wonder Woman she was seeing. She doubted very much that
anybody else would see anyone other than the true Amazon. This was going to work
out ever better than she'd hoped. Wonder Woman could now do as she damned well
pleased, and her super powers were going to come in very handy.
The new Wonder Woman picked up her purple and black clad captive, this time so
much more easily than before, and brought her out to the Dodge. She drove right
back to the museum, and this time flew up to the roof. Her landing was not the
best, but it would take just a bit of acclimation for Wonder Woman to get used
to all her new powers. She grabbed her cape and the bag of jewels, then flew
back down to the car. She folded up the cape and tucked it into her power belt.
The bag was set aside for the moment. The evil Amazon reached into the back seat
of the car, then brought out the ex-Amazon and placed her on the steps in front
of the Museum. Since she didn't want to give up what she had so near and dear,
Selina spent a few minutes thinking of just exactly that to tell her captive
about where she lived and such.
When she was ready, Selina wrapped the magic lasso around the neck of her
captive, then down to the wrists crossed behind her back. Then she waved some
smelling salts from the glove compartment under her nose. The purple clad
beauty's eyes flickered open, and widened in surprise when she saw the twin
purple orbs in her view. But before she could exclaim or shout, she heard, "You
will remain quiet. You will not say anything unless answering a question or told
to. Do you understand?"
Princess Diana felt the will sapping power of her own lasso, presumably what was
wrapped around her neck and wrists. "Yes," was all she said.
"Do you recognize how you are dressed?"
"Yes."
"You may elaborate and speak a bit more. Tell me how you are dressed."
"I'm in a Catwoman costume."
"And who would be wearing a Catwoman costume? Batgirl? Black Canary?"
"No, Catwoman would be wearing a Catwoman costume."
"So, I guess that means you are Catwoman. Am I correct?"
"You say I am Catwoman. I am Wonder Woman, but I'm dressed as Catwoman. That
means I must really be Catwoman."
"You couldn't possibly have ever been Wonder Woman, since you haven't a shred of
decency in your body, do you Catwoman?"
"Everyone knows Catwoman is the most evil femme fatale. Of course I have no
decency!" she nearly shouted.
"And you have all your spare costumes and evil tools of your trade in your Cat's
Lair, don't you, Catwoman. The Cat's Lair which is hidden in the hillside near
the entrance to the Hattstill Chemical plant on the west side of Gotham."
"Meowwwwrrrr, of course I know about my Cat's Lair! Just how do you know so much
about it?"
"I know everything there is to know about you, Catwoman. I even know who you
really are under that costume. But don't worry, I won't tell anybody else that
your name is really Selina Kyle."
"You even know that I am Selina Kyle? I'm going to claw you apart!
Meooowwwwwwrrrr!"
"Don't worry, Catwoman. You'll be free to go and get into all kinds of trouble
in just a few moments. Now, forget that you were under interrogation by Wonder
Woman. You never saw or heard Wonder Woman this evening, and if you ever come
into contact with her in the future, you will know that she is a person you
cannot fight. You will not interfere with Wonder Woman in any way, and will obey
her in every way should you meet again. You are here at the museum to grab what
you can before going on to do your best to grab Batgirl. If you work her over
right, you might get some new help, instead of a prickly foe. Close your eyes
and count to twenty. When you reopen them, your life as Catwoman is all set to
start."
"One, two, three..."
'I guess I'm going to have to come up with a new name for myself, now that I
gave it away to Catwoman,' Wonder Woman thought as she unraveled her lasso from
around the feline felon. 'Selina Prince, yeah, I like that. Selina Prince,
Wonder Woman. And more!'
Wonder Woman walked away, planning on her own new and more ominous crime wave.
Catwoman counted to twenty as instructed, then went on her evil way, to strike
fear in the hearts of all good people. As instructed, she knew she had no
decency in her being, and was a being of pure evil.