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any use of actual story lines in published books. The story is purely for fun,
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me. Thanks, and I hope you enjoy it!Updated May 2005
The Justice League of America had met the new Legion of Doom put together by
Superman's age old foe and now ex-President Luthor when the villains tried to
take over one of the Cold War relic underground facilities kept by the
government in the West Virginia Appalachians. It was only through the subterfuge
of having Zatanna alter each of the JLA members to look like another while still
keeping their original powers that gave them the edge they needed to overpower
the Legion. Overpower is a bit of an overstatement, however. All they had really
succeeded in doing was to prevent the Legion from taking over the facility. All
of the villains escaped after the debacle, and were still at large.
Of all the JLA members, Wonder Woman in particular was worried about the new
membership of Luthor's Legion. It was bad enough that one of the original Legion
of Doom's members and a long time foe of hers was back, but Cheetah was not
alone. The wicked witch Circe had decided to join with Luthor also, and with
these two together opposing Diana and her teammates, it did not look good. The
fact that a new Star Sapphire who had no connection to John Stewart as Green
Lantern was alongside Circe and Cheetah gave the Legion of Doom a number of
potent females who had already proved themselves more than able to take on the
JLA.
An idea came to the Amazing Amazon one day aboard the JLA's satellite
headquarters while Batman was giving a briefing to the JLA on the current
whereabouts of the Legion of Doom. Oracle and he had traced some emails back to
certain servers which pointed to Lex Luthor. Logic and a lot of luck combined
with the profound detective skills of the two Bats gave hints of the Legion's
location, and it was now known that they had holed up in one of Lex's supposedly
hidden labs. The odd thing was the location of this lab, for instead of being
near Lex's stomping grounds in Metropolis, it was outside of Gotham City. Batman
had to wonder if Lex was trying to rub it in his own nose by having a lab in his
own neighborhood.
The Dark Knight Detective had mentioned that his old sometimes friend, sometimes
lover and other times enemy Catwoman was keeping an eye on the comings and
goings at the Legion's temporary headquarters. Eyes around the table had gone up
upon hearing this, and in particular Hawkgirl had asked, "Can Catwoman be
trusted, Bruce?"
Only Superman and Wonder Woman had caught the slight blush and twitch of an eye
as Batman heard this question. They were the only members who hadn't turned to
face Shayera when her voice had sounded. "Yes, for the past year Selina has been
on the side of the angels. But to keep other villains from catching on, she and
I have set up a few targets for her to hit while I do my thing and stop her. So
the public and other interested parties still think Catwoman is a feline femme
fatale."
Bruce hadn't taken that any further, but Diana had been inspired. If Catwoman
was known to be a tried and true villainess to other evil doers, perhaps she
could actually approach the Legion of Doom and get inside their organization.
But just getting Selina in would not be enough; Diana doubted Selina knew enough
of the Legion's background to get as much information as possible. So, Wonder
Woman waited patiently for the meeting to adjourn.
When they broke up, Diana approached Zatanna. "Zee, I had an idea while Batman
was giving his briefing. Follow me to my room so I can talk to you in private."
The raven haired magician noted the hint of conspiracy in the Amazon's voice,
and quickly moved to be side by side with her. "Diana, you sound like you're
getting a bit conniving."
Diana just turned and gave Zatanna a wink and a grin. A very suspicious grin.
"If we have to wait until we are hidden in your room, Princess, why wait?" Zee
asked. "s'anaiD sretrauq." Both of the heroines vanished.
Wonder Woman was totally nonplused at suddenly finding herself inside her room
with Zatanna at her side. She had been magically teleported by Zatanna enough
times to no longer find it strange. "Thanks, Zee. Now I can tell you all that
much sooner about my idea."
Zatanna nodded when the Amazon was finished. "Seems perfectly doable to me,
Diana. Do you think Selina would be willing to go along?"
"I sure hope so, Zatanna. Now that I know why she got into that catfight with me
two months ago but didn't really seem to be trying hard, I'm pretty sure she'll
do it."
"Okay," Zee answered, "but if she does, won't it seem more than a bit odd to the
Legion or other evil doers if they fight the JLA and Wonder Woman isn't in their
midst?"
Diana put on a wicked looking grin. "I thought about that, Zee. Here's what I
have in mind..."
Zatanna giggled. "Oh my, but wouldn't Kal be surprised if he were to find out
what you're setting up, Diana! No doubt, he'd throw a super fit!"
"But if we do this right," Wonder Woman replied, "Superman will never know.
Let's go down to Metropolis right now, and see if that part of the scenario will
work. Otherwise, we're back to plan B without a plan A, and I'll have to come up
with some other solution." Zatanna nodded. Wonder Woman walked over to the comm
panel on the wall next to her door. "Flash, do me a favor and tell the others
that Zee and I are going to Paradise Island for a brief visit."
"Will do, Diana," Wally answered. "Taking Zatanna to the island, eh? Don't you
two have TOO much fun down there!"
Zee looked at Diana. "He really needs to get his mind out of the gutter
sometimes, doesn't he?"
Diana actually giggled. When she recovered, she pressed the button again to say,
"Don't worry, Wally. Zatanna will still be hetero when we get back." She burst
out laughing once she'd released the talk button, and Zee joined her.
When the laughing died down, Zatanna asked, "Think we should call first before
popping in?"
"Good idea, Zee." Diana changed the setting on the comm panel and in moments was
more or less at an in orbit cellphone with NO connectivity problems. "Hi, Lois.
This is Wonder Woman. Any chance Zatanna and I could drop in for a few?"
"Sure, Princess," the star reporter of the Daily Planet replied. "When should I
be expecting you?"
"Would right now be okay?" the Amazon said from directly behind Lois. Zatanna
had zapped them both as soon as Lois had said it was okay.
"Damn, that was fast!" Lois Lane said in surprise.
Zee giggled and told Lois, "My magic makes even your boyfriend or the JLA
telepoters look slow. Hmm, even Flash is no match for me!"
Then Wonder Woman put her right hand on Lois' left shoulder. "Lois, I have a big
favor to ask. For a week or two, hopefully no more, I'm not going to be able to
be with the JLA in any way if what I'm planning works out. Would you be willing
to take my place as Wonder Woman for the time I'm gone?"
Lois gasped. "Be Wonder Woman? I know we both have long black hair, Princess,
but you are blessed with a few godly attributes that I'm lacking."
"That's where Zatanna comes in, Lois," the Amazon replied. "Not only can she
make you look EXACTLY like me, but she can also use her magic to give you all my
strength and powers."
Lois' eyes opened in surprise. "This would be a change! Over the years I've worn
one costume or another and willingly or unwillingly taken on the roles of a few
heroines and even a few villainesses, but this would be the first time I'd
actually be the person I was impersonating. I'll have to call the Planet and
tell them I'm going to be away for a while."
"Have you got any vacation time," Wonder Woman asked, "or could you say you're
on a fantastic new story?"
"This would be one hell of a story, but I'm betting if Superman ever found out
I'd be in big trouble."
Diana twisted her lips in thought for a moment, then said, "If I transfer some
of my memories and thought processes to you, Lois, I doubt Superman would have
any way of telling you're alongside him. Even J'onn might have difficulty in
finding your own identity in your mind if we do this right."
At this, Zatanna interrupted. "We may have to bring the Martian Manhunter in on
this, Diana."
"For the time being, let's not, Zee," Wonder Woman replied. "Lois, see if you
can arrange that leave of absence or whatever at the Planet."
Lois got back on the phone, this time talking to someone a lot closer. "Hi,
Perry."
"Good afternoon, Lois, what's up?"
"Chief, (on the other end, the older man cringed) I just got a fantastic lead to
a story that can't be beat. I don't want even Clark to know about this. Can you
tell everybody I took a vacation, so I can follow this up?"
"Don't call me... Okay, Lois. If even Clark had asked for this favor I doubt I'd
be going along, but for you, I'll do it. I do want the story when you get back,
of course."
"That you will, Perry," Lois told him, "that you will. Thanks a lot, bye."
"Bye, Lois. Should I say, have fun?"
"Don't you know it! Bye, Perry."
No sooner had Lois clicked off the phone and set it down, she heard a
semi-familiar sounding gibberish being said by Zatanna. Milliseconds later, she
felt her body expanding and growing taller followed by a familiar red, white,
blue and gold costume appearing on her now Amazon body, along with red and white
boots on her feet with heels that made her even taller still. She also felt as
if her own memories and being were shunted to the side as the identity of Wonder
Woman took over in her mind. She now knew herself to be Princess Diana, but
still had her own identity as Lois Lane buried deep in her psyche. She looked at
her twin. "Well, if I'm now Wonder Woman, who are you going to be?"
"The less you have to know," the original told her replacement, "the easier it
will be to pull off what I have planned...WONDER WOMAN!"
"But you will tell me all about it when we're finished, won't you?"
The original Diana grinned. "You'll probably have it all figured out very soon,
Lo- Oops, I almost called you by your old name. The plan I'm working on involves
someone you yourself took on the role of, as you'd mentioned earlier, Diana.
You'll figure it all out real soon, I'm sure."
"Okay. Now what?"
"Wait here for Zatanna to come back and take you up to the satellite, Wonder
Woman. She'll be leaving with me in a moment, but she should be back soon. By
the way, for the sake of anybody on the satellite, you and Zee have just made a
brief visit to Paradise Island."
"And just what kind of fun did we have there?"
The original Wonder Woman and Zatanna shared a grin. "You think just like Wally
West, Diana. Yes, you COULD have participated in some fantastic orgies with your
sisters, but you and Zee were just there to confer with your Mother."
The new Wonder Woman was thoroughly enjoying the images in her mind and the
moistening in her crotch this discussion brought up, and grinned. "Queen
Hippolyte is doing just fine right now, isn't she."
"Yes, I do believe she IS Wonder Woman," Zatanna interjected. "Just wait right
here for a bit and I'll be right back, Princess."
The new Wonder Woman was feeling good in being called Princess when she heard
Zatanna doing her thing once again, and this time, she and her twin disappeared.
Bored for just a moment, she decided to experiment with her new powers. She spun
in a familiar motion and after a burst of light appeared in the body covering
blue dive suit costume. Another spin and burst of light brought forth the
identity of Diana Prince. This was really good, she thought. If she imagined any
other forms while doing that spin...? After the next burst of light, Lois Lane
was once again in her condo. Inspired, she spun again. Using memories of one of
her past forced identities, the burst of light revealed the black and purple
costume of Catwoman! This new power was too good to be true. She quickly spun
again and finally reappeared as the familiar Wonder Woman. She went over to her
(her?) couch and sat down with a copy of Newsweek to wait.
This time Zatanna's magic transported the pair to Gotham City. Diana knew
finding a phone would be near impossible, so she had Zee take them to the
doorstep of the Clock Tower. Oracle was more than a bit surprised to see them
suddenly appearing in her sensors, but knew right away when she recognized
Zatanna. "Hello, ladies," they heard on the speaker next to the door. "What
brings you here to Gotham?"
"Oracle, I need your help, and I need for you to forget you've given it to me
once you have," the original Wonder Woman replied.
"Sounds like you'd better come on up, then," Barbara Gordon, aka Oracle told
them. "Both Huntress and Black Canary are out right now, so I'm all by myself
and my computers."
A few moments later, the elevator door opened to a sight the two JLA members had
seen in imagery but never before in person. The redhead in her wheelchair seemed
totally dwarfed by the banks of computers and communications gear. "Wow, this is
really some setup you have here, Babs." Diana had only found out the true
identity of Oracle a year before, and became even more in awe of the JLA's
primary information source. "Now, Bruce said you were working with Catwoman..."
A few moments later Babs was in touch with Selina. "Catwoman, this is Oracle."
"Go ahead."
"I have visitors that wish to see you. Are you available?"
"Available for what?" All three could hear the inflection in Selina's voice, and
two of them thought she should be grouped with both Wally and the new Wonder
Woman.
"They want to talk. Where are you now?"
"Just talk? Damn. I'm in my suite, Oracle. Do I need to get dressed up for
this?"
"I don't think so, Catwoman. But if you're nude, you may wish to put on
something."
"You spoil all my fun, Oracle." Selina was grinning wide. "Not to worry, I'm all
dressed up with no place to go."
"I wish I had video, Catwoman. Watch for two visitors who will just pop into
view."
No sooner had Babs said this than Selina saw Wonder Woman and Zatanna appear
before her. "Heh! They're already here, Oracle."
Babs looked up to see no sign of her visitors. "Okay, I'll check back with you
later, Catwoman." Then she thought, 'And I need to forget that Wonder Woman and
Zee were even here...'
In Selina Kyle's elegant condo, the visitors saw the beautiful raven haired
woman wearing a metallic gold dress but without what would seem to be needed
matching heels. "Now I see what you meant by all dressed up, Selina," Wonder
Woman said. "Why so showy?"
"I was originally going to be attending a function at the Opera House this
afternoon, but Oracle cued me in to be ready to get close to Lex and company. I
didn't feel like getting out of the dress right away, so here I am."
"Selina, I got inspired with a way to get REAL close to Lex and the rest of his
Legion while Bruce was briefing us earlier today. So far, Lex has no reason to
think of you as anything other than another felon, right?"
Selina gave the Amazon a quizzical look. "I suppose you're right, they wouldn't
have any way of knowing how I've been working WITH Batman instead of against
him. But why?"
"I thought of a way for me to get up close and personal with not only Lex Luthor
but also two of the old enemies of mine that are working with him now," Diana
replied. "Selina, if you would go along, I want to have Zatanna put you and I
together and share your body. We could go to Lex as Catwoman and offer to join
his group or otherwise assist them. In the process, I'd be getting all the
inside information I'd need to let the JLA finally put the Legion out of
business."
Selina's mouth was agape. "YOU want to join with ME in MY body?"
"Yes, I know it sounds far-fetched," the Amazon replied, "but I think it's a
perfect way to get inside and get up close to both Cheetah and Circe."
"We'd be together in my head?"
"I know, it seems strange but I think it can work, Selina. I'd sort of be along
for the ride, while you would be in charge. You and I together would be Catwoman,
with you being the primary motivator."
"This is really something...okay, I suppose I can manage to still be me with you
riding along. You have to promise me that you won't make me do anything I don't
want to do once you're inside with me."
"Like I said, Selina, I'm doing this strictly as a rider or spectator. If you
will agree to do this, I'll make sure Bruce gets the good word eventually, and
you'll get even more credit for helping out."
"Okay, Wonder Woman, I'll do it. What do I have to do?"
"Just sit there, Selina. Zatanna?"
A spell that Zee had spent a good bit of time working out to make sure no slip
ups occurred was then spoken. "...era htob anileS elyK dna namowtaC," she
finished.
The image of Wonder Woman disappeared.
"This is a new perspective, to see and experience being you after being in
battles with you so many times," Selina said.
"I presume you're now able to see and fully understand all my thoughts," Selina
replied.
'Yes, and let's just converse mentally now so that we don't give away that I'm
along for the ride, okay?'
'Exactly.'
"I am Selina Kyle, Zatanna. You'd better get out of here. This is the home of
the ultra evil feline femme fatale called Catwoman, and unless you want to feel
the pain of my whip, you'd better go NOW!"
Zatanna saw the deadly serious look on Selina's face, and didn't dare make any
kind of reply. She only hoped it was all an act, and that she hadn't somehow
screwed up her spell. "oT rednoW s'namoW ecalp," she said, and poofed out of
sight.
'We sure put the fear of death into Zatanna, didn't we.'
'Yeah, did you see that look on her face?'
'Time to get ready for work, isn't it?'
'Indeed, let's get dressed.'
Off came the gold dress, and in no time Selina Kyle and her rider were clad in
the black leather costume she'd started using after giving up on the purple
spandex a few years ago. Both occupants of her mind appreciated the fact that
this costume had chunky but comfortable boots with flat heels. Forty minutes
later, Catwoman was looking into the sensor outside Lex's lair.
"Well, if it isn't Catwoman. I'd been wondering when you were going to come and
join us. Come on in," said the electronic sounding voice of Lex Luthor.
'Well, here goes. Just remember, you're along for the ride, and I'm in charge.'
'Yes, Mistress! Just kidding.'
'Stay away from some of those memories.'
'Sorry, I can't stay away. Your memories are mine, and if you check, you'll find
that mine are yours, too.'
After a brief lull, 'Oh, so you and all those other women on Paradise Island do
have all kinds of fun there...'
'YOU stay away from THOSE memories!'
'You know, this is going to be a lot of fun with you and I together!'
'Time to get to business now, let's not be playing around.'
After passing through three different security doors, Catwoman walked into what
looked like a break room. Lex was standing at the counter on the far wall, with
a coffee pot in his hands. Star Sapphire and Circe were lounging in deep chairs
conversing. Cheetah was leaning on the top of a chair. "Hi, Lex, long time no
see," Catwoman said in greeting.
Lex put down the coffee pot and walked over. "So, we are to be getting the
assistance of the premier cat burglar. I've been wondering why when we were so
close you haven't come to us any sooner. I'm not taking any chances, so if
you're going to be working with us, let's be sure you ARE working with us.
Circe?"
As instructed by Lex as soon as he'd seen Catwoman on the monitor, Circe put a
freezing spell on the feline felon. Not as in chilling, but as in not being able
to move a muscle.
'What's she doing?'
'Hell if I know.'
"Catwoman has been known to be a lover and helper of Batman," Lex said. "But no
helper of Batman could ever fight against him. Sapphire?"
Suddenly a magenta hued energy field enveloped Catwoman. "Catwoman is pure,
unadulterated evil," said Star Sapphire. "She has no knowledge of any good
tendencies. There is only one true Catwoman, the one who knows she is an enemy
of all that is good. There is no other mind thinking good thoughts, just the
mind of the world's most deadly feline felon. Catwoman also is out of costume in
black. Purple is correct."
The energy field went away.
There was suddenly no indication of voices talking to each other in Selina's
mind. She had but one identity, and she knew just who she was - the incredibly
evil Catwoman. And she just loved finding herself in figure hugging purple
spandex with black thigh high boots making her stand five inches taller and
shoulder length gloves. Her one thought was to make as much mayhem as possible
to help her teammates in the Legion of Doom.
"Yes, I am Catwoman, the Mistress of Malice. Meowwwrrrr!"
"I just knew Catwoman was coming to join us," Lex said. "Cheetah, get Catwoman
set up with quarters and get her acquainted with the facility."
"I've been looking forward to working with another feline felon," Cheetah said
as she took Catwoman's black leather clad arm into her own. "We cats have to
work together!"
Somewhere, deep inside Catwoman's mind, a tiny voice said, 'NO!'
"Yes, we have the claws to keep ourselves scratching, don't we, Cheetah!" said
Catwoman in a strong voice.
* * * * *
Zatanna reappeared in the condo belonging to Lois Lane, only momentarily
surprising the woman who was now much more Wonder Woman than Lois Lane. "Ah,
you're alone, so I presume whatever plan my twin had is now in progress, Zatanna?"
"Yes, and you are now the only Wonder Woman in the world," Zee replied. "From
what I saw and heard as I was getting ready to come back here, I just hope
things are going according to plan. It seemed like the original Diana may have
gone further into what she wanted to do than she wanted, but she may have been
just playing with me."
Wonder Woman stood. "Still mum about why I'm the only Wonder Woman now, Zee?"
Zatanna smiled. "I'm not going to betray Diana's trust, so yes, for the time
being you'll just have to know that you're who you are now and wait to see how
things develop to find out why."
"Okay, I guess that will make this impersonation a lot more fun and interesting.
I do have a few detail questions, though."
"There's no hurry to get back to the satellite, so why don't we sit and talk,
Diana?" Zee answered.
"Sure, join me over here." Both of the women sat casually on the couch. "The bit
you did to my mind must be working pretty well, since I reacted to being called
Diana perfectly normally. Now, I'm wondering if I need to collect any of my own
old personal gear from here to take up to the satellite?"
"No, at least I don't think so," Zatanna replied. "Since you are now Wonder
Woman, you will be using everything in what is now your quarters there. I
suppose we can pick up fresh soap and tooth brushes from supply if using the
older ones seems a bit foreign."
"That's mostly what I was thinking about, thanks. Now, more about the lack of
appearances by Lois Lane. I found out while you were gone that I can use my
transformation power to change into Lois again if needed, but I think if I...I
mean Lois gets in touch with Superman right now to let him know she's going away
on a special investigation, it might reduce the amount of questions."
"Good idea! I'd like to see this transformation you mentioned. I've rarely
watched Wonder Woman doing that spin bit."
Wonder Woman stood and moved to the center of the room, then started to spin
with her arms outstretched. After the burst of light, Zatanna saw Lois Lane
standing there. "What do you think, Zatanna?"
"WOW! I was always under the impression that Diana could only go back and forth
from her costumed identity to her civilian identity using that power."
"I think maybe it has something to do with the fact that this is my true form
that's still known to my mind, Zee," Lois said. "I found out in my trying this
that I can alter my look to any form I can picture in my memories of myself. Let
me use the phone to call Clark, since using my or your JLA communicator would be
a bad idea."
Zatanna was grinning. "That ability to transform yourself could come in real
handy. Go ahead and call Supes."
Lois picked up her cellphone and punched the special series of numbers she'd
been given to connect to the watch desk on the satellite. It got picked up in
the middle of the second ring.
"Hi, Lois. What's up?" Flash asked.
"That caller ID you guys have must be pretty handy, Flash. Is this line secure?"
"You bet it is, on both counts, Lois."
"Wally, I need to talk to Superman. Can you get him for me?"
"Shouldn't be any problem, Lois. Hang on a sec."
In less than that second, Flash got up from the desk and zoomed through the
satellite until he found the Kryptonian hero chatting with Martian Manhunter in
the rec room. "Kal, Lois is on the special phone line. She's on hold back at the
desk."
"Thanks, Wally," Superman said while standing. "Sorry, J'onn, I'll be back in a
few minutes."
"Take your time, Kal," J'onn said. "I know how Lois can get sometimes."
The Man of Steel grinned. "That's why I love Lois, J'onn. I wonder what she's
getting into now? Only one way to find out. Wally, I'd race you back to the
desk, but I think it's best if you get back and tell Lois I'll be there in just
a moment."
Flash winked, then turned and disappeared in a blur. When he got to the watch
desk the Scarlet Speedster clicked the button and said, "Lois, the man of your
life is on the way. I know he can fly faster than I run, but I guess he's more
cautious about zooming around in the satellite."
Lois had placed the phone in a hands off mode while she was waiting, and both
she and Zatanna smiled when they heard Wally's remark. Both knew, in Lois' case
twice over, about Wally West's almost juvenile attitudes and demeanor. "I am
glad Clark's not racing you in those tight spaces, Wally," Lois said as Zatanna
worked to keep her lips sealed.
Moments later, Lois heard a deeper and more familiar voice. "Hi, Lois, what's
up?"
"Clark, I just arranged with Perry to take a couple of weeks off. I don't know
how I'm going to manage with not having you close by, but I need to get some
things done all by myself."
"Lois, I know you better than that. What have you gotten into now?"
"None of your business, Smallville. Just don't worry about me until you hear
from me again in a few weeks. Even if I end up in a perilous situation, I don't
want to have the Man of Steel streaking to my rescue."
Wally saw Kal's eyebrows rise. "Okay, Lois, if you insist. If you end with the
story of the year I'll be jealous. It'll be hard not being your guardian angel
until I hear from you again."
"I doubt very much you'll have to worry about coming to my rescue," Lois
replied. "I'll either watch for you at the Planet or give you a call if you're
not here when I get back."
"Okay, Lois. Be careful, and I guess I should say have fun."
"I will, Clark and thanks. Bye!"
"Bye, Lois."
The Man of Steel saw Wally looking at him with a goofy expression. "I know,
Wally. Lois is up to something, but I'll wait and see for the time being. That's
what I like about her, I guess. Lois is just so unpredictable."
"I'm glad she's your girlfriend and not mine, Kal," Flash replied. "I'd never be
able to keep up with her!"
Superman was going to challenge that, but just grinned at Wally. Both knew the
younger man was probably right.
Back in the condo, Lois did her spin back into Wonder Woman right after shutting
off the phone. "Now then, Zatanna, let's get back up to the satellite to tell
everybody about our quick visit to see my Mom and the other Amazons on Paradise
Island."
Zee did her thing, and moments later Flash watched as Wonder Woman and Zatanna
blinked into view at the desk. The two women joined Superman in a casual walk
back to the rec room, where an animated discussion soon ensued about the latest
things going on at the Amazon's home.
* * * * *
After spending only a few moments getting settled into her new quarters and then
getting a quick tour of the facility from Cheetah, Catwoman made her way back to
Luthor. "Lex, I think that for us to just wait for the JLA to come after us is
pointless. We need to take the battle to them. I've been thinking while Cheetah
was showing me around, and I've got a perfect plan for getting inside the JLA
without them knowing it and taking them down from the inside out."
Lex's expression changed from animated glee at seeing Catwoman in her evil glory
to one of surprised expectation. "By all means, Catwoman, tell us what you
cooked up."
"Let's sit and get comfortable, Lex. This involves all of us, but most
especially Star Sapphire and Circe."
Catwoman proceeded to brief her new teammates on the plan she had formulated
using knowledge she found in her mind which seemed out of place, but at the same
time very handy.
* * * * *
Wonder Woman spent a week doing her thing with the JLA and also back home in
Gateway City. Either because she had given him no reason to do so, or Martian
Manhunter had found no way to discover any sign of Lois Lane in her psyche as
they fought side by side and together with other JLA members in battles with
Mirror Master and Captain Cold. The two super villains usually were major pains
for Flash or Wonder Woman when they got into each hero's daily work, but even
together they proved no match for the prowess of the JLA's teamwork. It was
while handing the pair over to authorities that Aquaman uttered an unknowingly
significant thought to Green Lantern, "Good thing these guys were working on
their own. Could you imagine if Lex Luthor was to add them to his Legion of
Doom?"
The others just looked at Arthur and dreaded having to face the group of super
villains again anytime soon.
The next day, Wonder Woman found herself doing the daily tasks of her other
identity, Diana Prince. Gateway City was such a nicer place to live than
Metropolis, but that was a thought she had to keep to herself. She was in the
process of getting groceries when an alarm went off in the bank right across the
street. 'You've got to be kidding,' she thought. The cart was left in the middle
of the bread isle as Ms. Prince rushed to a spot in the back room, since the
ladies room was occupied. With the back room seemingly vacant, a quick spin
resulted in the appearance of Wonder Woman.
The Amazon quickly made her way across the street, then did a double take when
she saw who was robbing the bank - Mirror Master! Hadn't they just had him put
away yesterday? It seemed way too easy for Wonder Woman to take the villain down
once she confronted him, and was shocked to see his form changing right before
her eyes once he was down on the floor. No longer was he Mirror Master, he was
just some nondescript guy. She shrugged her shoulders as a crowd surrounded
them, and told the police who showed up that they did have a bank robber to take
in, but that something was definitely not right.
Then, as she was leaving the bank with many questions in her head, Wonder Woman
spotted Silver Swan swooping down into an alley two blocks down the street.
'First Mirror Master, and now Silver Swan?' she wondered, but had to investigate
even if doubts floated in her mind. A quick sprint to the alley found the golden
haired, beautiful winged villainess around a corner in a much more concealed
alleyway using her shriek to try and open a lock box. The Amazon knew better
than to confront the woman with the killer cry directly, so instead she
stealthily crept up behind her. Taking care to avoid the razor sharp feathers of
her wings, Wonder Woman stuck out her right leg to kick the villainess off her
feet. As she was unclipping her lasso to secure her foe, the Amazon was frozen
in shock once again. The form of the beautiful Silver Swan changed right before
her eyes into yet another nondescript GUY!
"A man-" she started to say, when Wonder Woman was startled to feel her lasso
being yanked from her hand. "Who-?"
She could not believe the sight that greeted her eyes. It was Wonder Woman
holding her lasso! But she was Wonder Woman, so who was this usurper?
This moment of confusion was just what the faux Wonder Woman had counted on. She
rapidly wound the magic lasso around what she thought was the real Wonder
Woman's shoulders. "I order you to remain silent and make no moves. You cannot
move a muscle."
Wonder Woman then felt what she had considered experimenting with back in the
condo a week or so earlier. She felt compelled to do just as she'd been
instructed.
Then she was shocked to see Circe approach them. "Perhaps you were wondering
about your fake foes, Wonder Woman, no pun intended!" The witch was grinning
wickedly. "Lex arranged for Mirror Master and Captain Cold to battle the JLA
yesterday and lose, just so I could make a false Mirror Master to draw your
attention today. And turning this unsuspecting man into the gorgeous Silver Swan
was icing on the cake. She really took to her new role!"
The false Wonder Woman held up her left hand. "Don't gloat, Circe. You have way
too much fun changing people around, but I am glad you did change me first. You
do still have the copy of my costume with its second power gem, don't you?"
Circe held out her hand, with a black and magenta costume in it. "Of course,
WONDER WOMAN!"
The fake then turned to her captive. "Yes, that's right. I am Wonder Woman, and
that means you're wearing the wrong costume. I order you to take off your false
costume."
Feeling a compulsion she could not deny, the woman tied up in the golden lasso
proceeded to take off her boots, take off her golden belt, pull down her white
starred blue shorts, unzip and pull away her red and gold bustier, pull off her
bracelets and tiara, and finally remove the red star earrings.
"She doesn't look quite right, does she, Circe?" the only dressed Wonder Woman
said.
"No, which means she must have also changed her physical look. Let's get her
back into her true form, Wonder Woman." Circe waved her hand, and the Amazon
felt herself becoming smaller once again. She could feel her face and hair
changing, too. But what did she look like now?
The only apparent Wonder Woman then said, "I order you to put on your true
costume." Circe handed it to the changed woman. "I'm going to remove the lasso
so you can change. I order you to have no thoughts of escaping or doing anything
other than putting on your costume."
The ex-Amazon, ex-Lois Lane took the magenta mask with a glowing gem centered
over the eye holes and placed it over her face. Suddenly, it seemed like no
further orders from the lasso were needed. She knew who she was, and wondered
why she was out of costume. Before anything else she grabbed the magenta colored
nearly crotch high boots and pulled them onto her feet and legs. She felt so
much more comfortable in her boots with their incredibly high stiletto heels
instead of flat footed in her bare feet. Then she pulled on the long sleeved
black leotard with a magenta starburst design between and over her breasts. She
finished by drawing the elbow length magenta gloves over her hands and up to her
elbows.
Wonder Woman stood facing her with her hands on her hips. "Now, let's see, sweet
princess. What's your true name?"
"My name is Star Sapphire, Mistress!"
"Good, and who am I?"
"You are Wonder Woman, of course. My enemy, along with the others in the Justice
League."
Before Star Sapphire could lash out with her power, Wonder Woman drew the lasso
over her shoulders once again. "Yes, I am Wonder Woman. But for the time being,
I am not your enemy. I am now working with Lex Luthor as a spy for the Legion of
Doom. Together, we will all turn the members of the JLA into our slaves!"
Star Sapphire nodded. "Ah, I'm glad you're working with us instead of against
us, Wonder Woman."
"Okay, Sapphire," Circe said, "let's get back to Lex so Wonder Woman can get
back to her teammates on the satellite."
"Yes, let's!" With that, Star Sapphire took off to fly by the power of her gem,
with Circe in her hands. It was through careful suggestions to Sapphire that
Circe gave her directions, since until she got there, THIS Star Sapphire would
have no knowledge of the lair's location.
* * * * *
The person who was now the third but still only present Wonder Woman did just as
Circe had suggested. She'd never before been inside the JLA's headquarters
satellite, but finding her way around and fitting right in proved to be no
problem. While others had no clue, she visited nearly every part of the
satellite gathering information to pass on to Luthor. There was just one
problem. She had no idea that Zatanna was aware of earlier changes in identity
for the Amazon, and so got tripped up. It was as Wonder Woman asked the Mistress
of Magic if there were any plans for the JLA to use her as a counter to Circe
and get even with the Legion of Doom that Zee started to wonder. Lois as Wonder
Woman did know something was afoot, but nothing specific. Yet again, there
wasn't any reason she would be asking the magician for info like that.
Zatanna started paying closer attention to everything the Amazon did. She was
NOT acting like the heroine who helped build the satellite and would know
everything there was know about it and for that matter, all the other JLA
members. Zee made her way to J'onn, and asked the Manhunter to do a mind scan of
Wonder Woman, something she and the other two conspirators had insisted on not
doing before. J'onn reached out, careful to make sure his target was unaware,
and found a mind totally foreign. "That's not Wonder Woman, Zatanna, that's Star
Sapphire!"
"We've got to stop her quick, J'onn!" Zee replied. "I should be able to
constrain her with my magic."
"Let's just hope she has just the powers of Wonder Woman, if those even, and not
the powers of her sapphire gem in addition. You go find our faker, and I'll get
the others!"
"Do hurry, J'onn. I don't like the idea of taking her on all by myself."
"Just exercise caution, Zatanna. And good luck."
While Martian Manhunter went to hunt down not just the men but also the other
two women of the JLA, Black Canary and Huntress, Zee made her way to the last
place J'onn had seen Wonder Woman in his mind. There she was, crouched at the
computer bank. Couched as she was, the faux Amazon presented a much more
tempting target than if she'd been standing and ready to move, Zatanna figured.
"rednoW namoW, emoceb dezylarap!"
Since in effect she was now Wonder Woman, the faker felt herself freeze in
place.
Zatanna saw the effectiveness of her first spell, and so got bold. "uoY era
ylsuoivbo ton rednoW namoW. ekaT no ruoy eurt mrof dna ytitnedi."
Suddenly, still frozen in a crouch, the image of Wonder Woman changed to that of
Star Sapphire. At the same moment, Martian Manhunter came around the corner
followed quickly by Green Lantern, Blue Beetle and Aquaman. "Zatanna, you sure
work fast!" J'onn said.
Aquaman was already using his own mind reading capabilities as J'onn was
congratulating Zee. "This is the true Star Sapphire. She and Circe have taken
Wonder Woman and changed her to look like Sapphire and think that's who she is!"
"So right now there are TWO Star Sapphire's?" Green Lantern exclaimed. "Let's
get that gem away from her so she can be handled a lot more easily." A green
pincher reached out from his ring to snatch the glowing magenta gem from her
mask.
As soon as the true Star Sapphire was powerless and locked up in the satellite's
holding cells, Zatanna gathered all the available heroes, who by now also
included Superman, Batman, Black Canary and Big Barda into the briefing room. "I
have a confession to make, guys and gals," she said in introduction. "What this
Star Sapphire was caught doing is nearly identical to what the true Wonder Woman
thought of to do against the Legion of Doom. A week ago, the two of us didn't go
down to
Paradise Island. We made a stop in Metropolis, then went to Gotham City."
Superman interrupted. "Zee, does this have anything to do with that call I got
from Lois?"
Zatanna hung her head. "Yes, Kal, it certainly does. You see, the Wonder Woman
that Circe and Star Sapphire changed into the new Star Sapphire wasn't really
Princess Diana. That was Lois."
"WHAT!!!" screamed Kal-el.
"Sorry, Kal, but Diana had sworn me to secrecy. Diana had me change Lois into
her twin so that she could go to Catwoman and have me merge her with Selina so
they could get inside the Legion and scout around."
It was Batman's turn now. "Maybe that explains why Selina has been seen acting
like a woman with not a moral in her body in this past week. Maybe she got
caught by Lex or the others just as we caught Sapphire, and had her mind twisted
by them...possibly Circe or Sapphire's work, maybe both."
Zatanna nodded. "I fear that may have happened. We need to get close to the Star
Sapphire who is now with the Legion and make sure Lois gets her true identity
back. But how?"
Silence reigned for a few minutes. Faces screwed in contemplation.
Then Martian Manhunter raised a finger. "Zatanna, could you simulate the powers
of Circe?"
Zee thought for moment before answering. "As long as I'm not noticed uttering my
spells under my breath, I suppose so. What did you have in mind, J'onn?"
"If we can trap one of the other Legion members, I can change to take their
place and lure Circe into another trap. Then you could use your magic to alter
yourself to look like Circe and we could then together go in to get both Lois
and the combined Selina and Diana."
"That sounds workable, J'onn," Kal said. "I'll fly down there right away and
watch for any of the Legion members to leave the lair and try to grab them, then
let you know."
As Superman left, Green Lantern turned to J'onn. "I presume you realize that the
odds of a male member of the Legion leaving are a lot smaller than a female's?"
As if to prove he had no problem in taking on the identity of a female legion
member, before he even answered Kyle, J'onn altered into a feminine form of
Martian. "The shape I take is of little significance, Green Lantern."
"Point taken, J'onn. Sorry. I'm glad you have no problem with that, though. I'd
hate to even think of being a female."
Kyle drew nasty looks from various women at the table. "Uh...I said that wrong,
didn't I?"
Under her breath, Zatanna muttered, "neerG nretnaL si a elamef."
Those watching were surprised to see Lantern suddenly turn into the woman he'd
have been if his chromosomes had been different. And while not particularly
beautiful, she was quite good looking. "Okay, I'm sorry," she said meekly.
Zatanna undid her spell, and Kyle returned to being the man he'd been before.
It was only moments later that the group heard a call come in from Superman. "I
thought I was going to get lucky and find Lois...er, Star Sapphire coming out.
But she stayed inside. Cheetah just came out all by herself, and it was a piece
of cake for me to grab her. Her claws might need to be resharpened." He
continued by telling them exactly where he was.
Martian Manhunter immediately took on the form of Cheetah. "Okay, here goes. I
just hope I can get Circe into my claws." She held up her formidable looking
hands.
While everybody was gawking at J'onn as Cheetah, Zatanna muttered, "mroF fo
ecriC." Moments later, the group turned and gawked at Circe as she said, "I'm
going with you, CHEETAH! I can get you there fastest, and be right there if it
works out."
As the apparent Circe and Cheetah stood, Black Canary mumbled, "We've got Star
Sapphire in the cell and Circe and Cheetah right here. Is this a meeting of the
JLA or the Legion of Doom?"
"With luck, Dinah," the apparent Cheetah replied, "we'll have a complete JLA
back in form again soon."
Cheetah walked over to Circe as the witch said, "oT s'namrepuS edis." The two
popped out of sight, to appear nearly simultaneously alongside the Man of Steel.
The true Cheetah hissed when she saw J'onn.
The faux Cheetah said, "Zee, you wait here with Superman. I'll send a mental
signal when I've got Circe out of there."
"Just remember, Cheetah, I'm Circe now, not Zatanna."
Cheetah crouched and flexed her claws. "Hisss, yes, Circe." She then went back
toward the lair's front door.
Lex greeted Cheetah upon her arrival. "Back so soon, Priscilla?"
"Yes, Lex. I decided it wasn't too smart to go off on my own. How about if I
take Circe along? I'd feel a lot safer with her magic to back me up."
With this, Circe's face turned from her conversation with Catwoman and Star
Sapphire. "Not a bad idea, Lex. I had fun earlier today, and maybe I can have
some more fun going out with Cheetah."
"Okay, Circe," Lex answered. "You both be careful, and if you do change any more
hapless fools into villains, Circe, how about giving them some real powers and
bringing them here to join us?"
"Hee, hee, maybe Lex, maybe. You never know."
It wasn't more than four minutes after the two left the outer security doors
that Cheetah dropped in behind Circe. As soon as the witch's attention was off
her, she mentally called to Superman, <Okay, Kal, come and grab Circe so Zee can
take her place.>
Milliseconds later, Circe was surprised to find herself being grabbed by the
strongest hands in the world. These same hands then did a precision tap on her
head to knock her out. The Man of Steel had no intention of letting Circe cast
any spells on him. He landed next to the other Circe, who had cast a binding
spell on the true Cheetah. "Be real careful to keep her from casting any spells,
Superman," the faux Circe said. "We both know you're susceptible to magic."
"I intend to keep her unconscious, don't worry."
"Okay, wish us luck, Kal."
"Yes, best of luck to you. Bring back Lois and the combined Selina and Diana,
please."
As Circe approached Cheetah, the faux feline felon said, "Lex suggested to Circe
that she come back with some new villains after our trip. We'll have to wing it
when we come back empty-handed."
"How long do you figure we should wait before going back?"
"I don't know what the original Cheetah had in mind," the new one said, "but I
presume it involved her doing some mischief of some kind. I asked for Circe to
come along for backup. Let's wait about an hour, then head back."
"I don't think we should wait that long. Let's go back right now, and I'll just
tell Lex I can always bring back more villains sometime later. I'll mess up our
costumes to make it look like we got into a scuffle." To make it look like
Circe, Zatanna waved her hands as she almost silently uttered the spell to make
them look roughed up. Both instantly looked like they'd been in a really tough
situation.
Cheetah looked down at herself with her arms outstretched. "Did you have to make
it this bad?"
"Heh, do you want me to make it so you FEEL like you got that mauling?"
"Hey, I thought you were Zatanna, not Circe!"
"I am, but from this moment, you and I are Cheetah and Circe."
The disguised J'onn answered, "Right, I just hope this works."
"Let's go."
About fifteen minutes after Circe and Cheetah had left, Lex was surprised to
them back at the entrance monitor. "What the hell happened to you two?"
"Get us back in, Lex," Circe said. As soon as she and Cheetah were with Lex, and
the other girls listening, she continued, "Batman may have gone up to the JLA
satellite like you said, but those young twerps Nightwing and Batgirl are still
here. They have a lot less compunction about beating up their opponents than the
older Bat. I thought Cheetah and I could handle them, but they must have had
some kind of magical shield put around them by Dr. Fate or something. No spell I
cast seemed to have any effect on them, and since I have no physical prowess, we
both got creamed. Let me go talk to Catwoman, I want to find out what she can
tell me about those two."
Lex shook his head. "Just get cleaned up a bit first, Circe. Although I suppose
you could just magically clean yourself up."
"I could, but a nice hot bath seems like just the thing for relaxing right now,
Lex."
"Women..." he muttered.
"What was that, Lex? How would you like to find out just how good a hot bath can
feel?"
"Sorry, no offense, Circe. Enjoy yourself."
"Watch yourself, Lex." Then, as she passed Catwoman, Circe said, "Selina, could
you come with me to the bath? I want to find out what you can tell me about
Nightwing and Batgirl."
"Sure, Circe. Did you say they seemed to have magical protection?"
"Seemed that way. I'll tell you about it in the tub."
As soon as they were in the bathroom, Circe quickly said, "ehT live namowtaC
ezeerf, eht neddih ytitnedi fo rednoW namoW emoc kcab tuo." The purple and black
clad feline felon stood motionless, while next to her appeared the form of
Wonder Woman. "Am I ever glad I was able to get you back, Diana!"
Wonder Woman held out her hands and looked down at herself to make sure she
wasn't imagining things. "Diana? I'm not Diana, I'm Selina. When Star Sapphire
did her thing to turn Catwoman evil, Diana's mind was prominent, and I got
shunted out of the way. So somehow, Diana's now Catwoman and I'm Wonder Woman!
And why did you split us apart, Circe?"
"I may look like Circe, but I'm really Zatanna. And you're saying Diana is still
in the body of Catwoman?"
Wonder Woman twisted to see herself in the mirror. "My God, I really am Wonder
Woman! I don't know why I came out instead of Diana, Zatanna."
"It had to be the fact that Sapphire's work turned Diana's mind into the true
evil Catwoman." The apparent Circe thought for a moment, then added, "I wonder
if I can cast a spell to change her back to a heroine?"
"Well, I certainly feel like a heroine now," Selina said. "I sure hope Diana
isn't stuck with the unbelievably evil personality I've had to live with for the
past week or so."
Circe nodded. "namowtaC esol lla ytilitsoh, wonk taht er'uoy ton a ssenialliv
tub a eurt enioreh. ezeerF dne."
Catwoman blinked her eyes, then as Wonder Woman had done before, lifted her
hands and arms to look down upon herself. Then she looked at Wonder Woman. "How
is it that I'm still Catwoman, and now Selina is Wonder Woman? At least, that's
who I presume she is, since I don't hear her voice in my head. Her head. Oh,
Hera, we must have split up and gone into the wrong bodies. Now I really am
Catwoman!"
Circe shook her head. "I'll try to make up a spell to change you both back
later, but right now J'onn is in the form of Cheetah and is talking with Star
Sapphire. We still have to get Lois Lane back into her own self instead of Star
Sapphire."
Almost in unison, the Amazon and the feline felon said, "Lois Lane is Star
Sapphire?"
Then Diana as Catwoman said, "I remember now...it was a plan I gave to Lex to
get Sapphire into the JLA's headquarters. Hang on, I'll go get Sapphire. I know
she'll trust me, the only woman she knows to be more evil than herself."
Catwoman then turned and left, with both Selina and Zee wondering what was going
to happen next. Circe uttered another spell, and was suddenly both clean and in
a fresh costume.
When Catwoman came back out to find Star Sapphire, she found her talking with
Cheetah. The other kitten was still looking like death warmed over, and badly in
need of both a bath and a fresh costume. "Sapphire, can I get you to come back
to Circe's bathroom? Cheetah, you need to get cleaned up...BAD!"
"What does Circe need?" Star Sapphire asked.
"She's soaking away the grime she came in with," Catwoman replied, "and told me
to get you. I'm not sure just what she wants, but hey, you don't get that witch
mad at you. Then again, I suppose you're even more dangerous than she is,
Sapphire. Just see what she wants, okay?"
Sapphire stood, saying, "Cheetah, if you'll excuse me. I have to see what the
witch wants."
"Sure, I'll go get fixed up myself. See you in a bit, Sapphire." Then, after
Cheetah and Catwoman were alone, Cheetah asked, "And how are you feeling now,
Selina?"
Catwoman grimaced. "I'm feeling much better now, thank you." She looked around
to make sure there were no other ears present. "Better and no longer evil to the
core. But I'm not Selina. I'm Diana, and somehow Selina is now Wonder Woman.
Let's get back and see how Zee is doing with Sapphire, J'onn."
"Oh no, you must truly have been changed back by Zatanna since you know I'm not
really Cheetah, but you're in the wrong bodies?"
"Zee said she'd try to figure out another spell to change us back, but it would
have to wait. Let's go see what the latest is."
As soon as Star Sapphire got back to the bathroom, she was momentarily stunned
to see Circe clean as new and standing next to Wonder Woman. This delay was all
the faux Circe wanted. "ratS erihppaS ezeerf."
"What do you think will work best, Zatanna," Wonder Woman said, "my lasso or
your magic?"
"Go ahead and try the lasso, Di-...Selina," Circe said, shaking her head.
The golden lasso was wrapped around Star Sapphire's shoulders. "You look like
Star Sapphire, but that isn't who you really are. Your true name is Lois Lane,
whose mind and memories are yours to have."
When she saw Cheetah and Catwoman stick their heads into the room, Circe took a
chance and uttered, "erihppaS ezeerfnu."
Now it was Lois Lane's turn to hold out her arms and look down upon herself.
"Oh, WOW! This is a much better Star Sapphire costume than the other one I once
wore!"
Wonder Woman looked at Circe, and both nodded. "Yep, that's Lois again, all
right," Circe said. "Lois, I know I look like Circe, but I'm really Zatanna. How
about trying that spin transformation again to get out of Star Sapphire's body
and costume?"
"Uh, have I been Star Sapphire and acting like her?" the now confused instead of
awed Lois asked.
"Yes, but don't let it bother you, Lois," the apparent Circe said. "Now, please
try your spin."
"Spin?" Selina now asked.
"A power you may not yet know you have, Selina," Zee replied.
Just before she spun, Lois said, "Selina?"
"Selina is Wonder Woman, Diana is Catwoman, and I do hope to get this all fixed,
Lois. SPIN!" Zee said in exasperation.
It looked odd for Star Sapphire to hold out her arms and spin, but sure enough,
since she had been in the form of Wonder Woman, the burst of light occurred. Two
mouths dropped when the light dissipated. Lois Lane was back in her own Catwoman
costume. She giggled. "I just had to show you, Zatanna. And I know Selina must
appreciate this."
When she'd recovered her breath, Wonder Woman said, "Okay, Lois, don't rub it in
that you can be Catwoman and I can't. Or maybe I can..."
Circe shook her head. "Not now, Selina, PLEASE! Lois, since we know that you can
change this way now, how about doing Star Sapphire again so we can make tracks
and get past Luthor to go back the satellite?"
Another spin brought back the form of Star Sapphire, and Circe said a spell that
made Wonder Woman invisible. Another spell reversed what she had done to Cheetah
earlier, and the whole troupe then proceeded back to the entryway. Lex was only
a bit surprised to see all his female villains going out together. Star Sapphire
put a finger on his nose and said, "Don't wait up, Lex. We're going out for some
all girl fun. Or maybe you'd like to change and join us?"
Lex Luthor shook his head. "No thanks, Sapphire. Just stay away from the Bat's
junior batties, okay?"
Lex could have sworn he heard five different giggles as they all went out the
door past him. He must have been hearing things...
* * * * *
Lex was more than a bit alarmed when he saw a bit in the paper about Circe and
Cheetah being behind VERY secure bars. When he heard their stories eventually,
Lex was one very mad scientist!
* * * * *
Back onboard the JLA satellite, the easiest changes were for J'onn and Zatanna.
They became themselves with no problem, though J'onn did admit to Zee only that
he did have a lot of fun being a female and playing the role of Cheetah. Lois
Lane hugged Clark tightly for the second time in a Star Sapphire costume, but
eased his fears when she spun back into herself moments later. She and the
others were keeping it a secret from Smallville for the time being that not only
could she spin into Lois, but also any other form or identity she had portrayed
over the years. She particularly enjoyed the fact that as Star Sapphire she had
all the powers that came with the gem.
No matter what Zatanna tried, Selina found that she was stuck being Wonder Woman
while Diana found that she was stuck being Catwoman. Selina also found out about
doing the spin, and found out that she could appear in any costume she could
imagine whilst spinning. Since she was already used to the slightly shorter
heels of her original costume boots and had gotten to feel very much at ease in
the stilettos on the boots of her purple and black costume, the ex-Amazon
decided to stay in the much sexier 'old' costume instead of going back to the
more recent black one. Diana got used to being the feline femme fatale instead
of the super strong Amazon, and the relationship between Batman and Catwoman
started to really take off soon afterwards.
Catwoman did enjoy having two kittens helping her in her crime fighting who
could spin into their new forms. One was always in a fetching black and purple
costume which brought back memories in Gotham City, while the other seemed to
never be in the same costume more than once a year. There were also the rarer
times when her third kitten showed up, usually in a yellow costume with black
spots.
Then there were the even rarer occasions when her magical kitten who said things
backwards joined in.
Oracle turned out to gain a lot for her trust in Princess Diana; the Birds of
Prey became bigger and more capable, almost an all female version of the JLA.
One of the biggest surprises came when Princess Diana made her next visit to her
mother, Queen Hippolyte on Paradise Island. The Queen nearly fainted when she
found that it was the cowled and masked passenger dressed in a body hugging
purple catsuit with black boots and gloves who got out of the invisible jet and
was her daughter. It was shortly arranged for Selina Kyle to become Hippolyte's
adopted daughter, since she was now in the eternal body formed from clay. While
Princess Diana did still hold her title, it was acknowledged that since she was
now in a body that would age and die, aside from the fact that she was known as
a past criminal, she could no longer visit Paradise Island without an
invitation. As Catwoman, Diana herself felt no more need to do so.
Yes, it all turned out quite well for Princess Diana, aka Catwoman.