The following story contains characters owned by DC
Comics/Warner Bros. It is written as a fanfic parody story not intended to
affect any use of actual story lines in published books. The story is purely for
fun, with no profit to be made by the authors.
This short was the result of Steve seeing a picture..... Boy, his mind!
Zatanna was doing Monitor duty at the Watchtower. She hadn't had anyup close and personal relationships with anybody for way too long, andwas getting more than a bit horny. She had been using her magic to
stimulate herself, but it just wasn't the same.
Batman beamed up to the Watchtower, and saw Zatanna at the console witha sort of wide eyed stupor on her face.
"Hi, Zatanna. Are you feeling okay?"
The saucy sorceress jumped at the sound of his deep voice, then quicklyregained her composure. "Batman, you almost scared the bejeebers outof me! Here I thought I was completely alone up here with no company at
all, and then you chimed in. If you aren't real busy, could Ipersuade you to give me a little company and maybe some close, personalcontact while nothing is going on here?"
"Sure, Zatanna, I was only coming up to do some file work and maybe check on how
things were going with the away teams. I wouldn't mind
getting close with you at all."
Zatanna grinned from ear to ear. "Would you mind if I used my magic to change
you into a form that would please me the most and relieve all mystress?"
Batman was a bit puzzled by the question, but since nothing was going on and
nobody else was around, said, "I don't see why not, Zatanna. WeARE the only ones here, so who else would know that we played around a
bit?" He was visualizing being turned into a super stud. Batman wasin for a bit of a shock, though.
Giggling, Zatanna stood up and said, "namtaB egnahc mrof. emoceB ym s'traeh
erised. uoY era won lacitnedi ot rednoW namoW!"
It had been a well hidden fact that none of her fellow JLA members wereaware of. Zatanna was a bisexual who tended towards the distaff side,and had longed for the day that she could get the Amazon into her arms.
She could do so with ease, now!
Wonder Woman lived up to Batman's word. The bedsheets in Zatanna's
room were very much in need of cleaning a few
hours later.
Wonder Woman enjoyed herself so much that she made a pact of secrecywith Zatanna. She would keep Zatanna's sexual orientation a secret,and Zatanna would give Batman a change to the softer side whenever
possible.
*****
There were a few nights during the next month that the Bat Signal wasanswered by Batwoman. She avoidedanswering
most of the questions, and only told Commissioner Gordon that she was helping
Batman while he was
indisposed.