Some of my Favorite Quotations from Movies

"I was pondering the immortal words of Socrates, who said...'I drank what?'"

-Chris Knight (Real Genius)

"Life is pain, anyone who says differently is trying to sell you something."

-Westley (The Princess Bride)

"Mother of Mercy. Is this the end of Rico?"

-Cesare Enrico 'Rico' Bandello (Little Caesar)

"Once we know the number one, we believe that we know the number two, because one plus one equals two. We forget that first we must know the meaning of plus."

-Alpha 60 (Alphaville, une étrange aventure de Lemmy Caution (1965))

"Of all the gin-joints, in all the towns, in all the world--she had to walk into mine."

-Rick (Casablanca)

"Play it Sam, for old times sake. Play 'As time goes by'"

-Ilsa (Casablanca)

"How extravagent you are, throwing away women like that. Someday they might become scarse."

-Capt. Renault (Casablanca)

"There can be only one."

-The Kurgen and others (Highlander)

"Anything that does not kill me makes me stronger."

-Conan (Conan the Barbarian)

"It is better to burn out than to fade away!"

-The Kurgen (Highlander)

"No matter where you go, there you are."

-Buckaroo Banzai (Buckaroo Banzai)

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

-Roddy Roddy Piper (They Live)

"Be afraid; be very afraid."

-Promo for The Fly

"In space no one can hear you scream."

-Promo for Alien

"Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows?"

-Obe Wan Kenobe (Star Wars: Episode IV)

"I have a bad feeling about this"

-Everyone in Star Wars

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one."

-Spock (Star Trek II:The Wrath of Khan)

"Sometimes the needs of the few, outweigh the needs of the many."

-James T. Kirk (Star Trek III:The Search for Spock)

"I gotta have a Wildebeast"

-Hyena (Lion King)

"I ain't got time to bled."

-Blain (Predator)

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

-Dutch (Predator)

"It's not an easy thing to meet your maker."

-Roy Batty (Blade Runner)

"Try not. Do or do not, there is no try."

-Yoda (Star Wars)

"Game over man!"

-Marine (Aliens)

"I must break you."

-Ivan Drago (Rocky IV)

"Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?"

-Daryl Van Horne (The Witches of Eastwick)

"Memories are meant to fade. They're designed that way for a reason."

-Mace (Strange Days)

"His ass is so tight, when he farts only dogs can hear it."

-Lenny (Strange Days)

"Hi there Mr. Gopher, I'm just a harmless squirrel; not a plastic explosive or nothing."

-Carl Spackler (Caddyshack)

"I love this place at night. The stars ... there's no right or wrong in them. They're just there."

-Sgt. Elias (Platoon)

"Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles. "

-Louis Prefect of Police (Casablanca)

"Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups."

-(Under Seige II)

"Now, I know you're probably asking yourself, "Did he fire six shots, or just five?" Well, in all this excitement, I clean forgot myself. Now, since this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and since it can blow your head clean off, the question you have to ask yourself is "Do I feel lucky?" . . . Well, DO ya, punk?"

-Dirty Harry (Dirty Harry?)

"Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket."

-Private Pyle (Full Metal Jacket)

"There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless."

-Sgt. Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)

"I wanted to meet stimulating and interesting people of an ancient culture, and kill them."

-Joker (Full Metal Jacket)

"Best Defense, no be there"

-Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid II)

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

-Verbal Kent (Usual Suspects)

"One cannot be betrayed if one has no people."

-Kobayashi (Usual Suspects)

"Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops tastes gooood."

-Vincent Vega (Pulp Fiction)

"Only the young die good."

-??? (Detonator)

"Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of."

-Bernstein (Citizen Kane)

"Well, it's no trick to make a lot of money... if what you want to do is make a lot of money."

-Bernstein (Citizen Kane)

"I wonder if I can find a place to trade a kid for a rachet."

-Buddy (Six String Samurai)

"He trashed the Garden,... Man, now I am really pissed."

-Victor "Animal" Palotti (Godzilla (1998))

"We need bigger guns."

-Sergeant O'Neal (Godzilla (1998))

"Shit...charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500. I took the mission."

-Captain Benjamin L. Willard (Apocalypse Now)

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

-Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore (Apocalypse Now)

"I think we are going to need a bigger boat."

-Chief Brodie (Jaws)

"I don't think you fully realize, Mr. Bigelow, you've been murdered."

-Dr. MacDonald (D. O. A.)

"Get three coffins ready."

-The Man With No Name/Clint Eastwood (Fistful of Dollars)

"My mistake. Four coffins..."

-The Man With No Name/Clint Eastwood (Fistful of Dollars)

"Of course... The pointy end goes in the other man."

-Alejandro/New Zorro (The Mask of Zorro)

"Geez... how many sins could you have committed in 3 days? Come back when you have more time."

-Alejandro/New Zorro (The Mask of Zorro)

"There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of fucking corpses."

-Eddy (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

"It's been emotional."

-Big Chris (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

"I don't know what's scarier. Losing nuclear weapons or that it happens so often that we have a term for it."

-Giles Prentice (Broken Arrow)

"Endangered dirt. That's a new one."

-Riley Hale (Broken Arrow)

"You just can't send someone out to an active radiation area. Cuz that just wouldn't be right."

-Vic Deakins (Broken Arrow)

"Would you mind not shooting at the thermo-nuclear weapons."

-Vic Deakins (Broken Arrow)

"I just realized something. I never killed a man before. I, mean, I dropped bombs on Baghdad, but I never really killed someone before... I don't see what the big deal is, really."

-Vic Deakins (Broken Arrow)

"Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it is a simple adventure story; Others can read the ingrediants on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe."

-Lex Luther (Superman)

"I am not a super hero... I'm a Latter Day Saint.""

-Joe Young (Orgazmo)

"Barney, could you not poke the body with a stick please?"

-Dale Shelby (Clay Pigeons)

"By the authority vested in me by Kaiser William II, I pronounce you husband and wife. Proceed with the execution."

-Captain of the Louisa (The African Queen)

"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

-Sgt. Cooledge (Pulp Fiction)

"My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!"

-James Bond (GoldFinger)

"That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing."

-James Bond (Diamonds are Forever)

"I told her not to get a poodle.... There is no way I could have thrown a German Sheppard out the window!"

-Guy in Anger Management Class (Exit Wounds)

"He'll regret it 'til his dying day... If he lives that long"

-Red Will Danaher (The Quiet Man)

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