Random Quotations

"Nuts!"

-General McAuliff on being asked by the Germans to surrender at Bastogne (Battle of the Bulge).

"If you love it let it go. If it returns keep it, if not hunt it down an d kill it!"

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"A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly; ask me a question and I reply: Co ttleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie."

-Winnie the Pooh (the Western Taoist)

"Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard)."

- Edgar R. Fiedler

"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined."

-Samuel Goldwyn

"Whatever advice you give, be brief"

-Horace

"A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to be a communist"

"An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know."

"An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible."

"A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking."

"A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it."

"A day without sunshine is like night."

"It is not true that life is one damn thing after another -- it's one damn thing over and over."

-Edna St. Vincent Millay

"Now is the time for all good men to come to."

-Walt Kelly

"To generalize is to be an idiot."

-William Blake

"Too clever is dumb."

-Ogden Nash

"We have met the enemy, and he is us."

-Walt Kelly

"I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough."

-M. C. Escher

"The broad masses of a population are more amenable to the appeal of rhetoric than to any other force."

-Adolf Hitler

"If the rich could hire other people to die for them, The poor could make a wonderful living."

-Douglas MacAuthor

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