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This is the place to learn about us, Sassy and Benji, the two cutest Maltese in the whole wide world. We have stories about our adventures and we make graphics when nobody's looking! Of course we're also just too talented and too funny for words. Come visit us and find out all about the real world in the eyes of Sassy (the one with the attitude) and Benji (the one who gets into everything and just grins!) You'll learn to love us quick!