Fun with Ferrets

Cats and dogs still have a lock on the top two positions in the ever-growing list of popular animal companions. But birds and bunnies are in for a battle over the coveted number three spot. The feisty ferret is moving up fast one the outside, and may already have taken over third place according to some recent reports. A recent issue of Animals magazine reports that there are about 75,000-900,000 pet ferrets in the U.S. despite anti-ferret laws in California and Hawaii as well as New York City.


Yes, the irresistible little rascals are popping up everywhere these days. Channel surfing late one weekend last year, I happened on a frolicking pair of ferrets starring in a wacky "sword and sorcery" show called "The Beastmaster." Starring may be a slight exaggeration ­ their roles seem to be limited to looking cute, squeaking, and gnawing on ropes to release their human friends when they get themselves into trouble. Even Lassie never racked up more rescues per episode than this mischievous little team.

Modern-day ferret lovers, who generally live a more uneventful life than the Beastmaster, are likely to find it's their frisky ferret friends who typically get into trouble. Their insatiable curiosity can "ferret out" trouble in even the most ferret-proof home.


Unsupervised, they can quickly dig their way into your walls, couch, or furniture, and a single ferret can do a surprising amount of damage. A word of advice - NEVER give these furry little companions free range of the house.

Clever, playful, lively and spunky, ferrets are definitely not for everyone. Like so many exotic pets, they can quickly wear out their welcome in families who haven't given much thought to their special needs and personalities. Unfortunately, as their popularity as pets has grown, so has the need for ferret rescue and "support groups" to provide help and advice on handling problem behavior. Donna Spirito, who operates a ferret shelter in Massachusetts, estimates that as many as half of all pet ferrets end up abandoned.

Ferrets may seem like cool, funny, and adorable pets, but potential owners need to know about their downside, too. Biting can be a problem, though ferret bites are not nearly as common or as serious as dog bites. Even after removal of their potent scent sacs, ferrets have a distinct and, some would say, unpleasant musky odor. They are very high-energy and high-maintenance companions who need lots of attention, playtime, and freedom.

Sandee Chreiman, founder of the Ferret Rescue of Delaware County, Pennsylvania, is one of many ferret lovers who has opened her home to abandoned pets while finding them permanent, loving homes. Through the Ferret Rescue, she also took on the taks of informing the public about their needs and personalities.

Sandee wrote to us about an injured ferret she had found "abandoned in a dumpster. When we picked her up she was cold, trembling, and in shock. . . . this was a three month old baby whose tongue was curled and burned on the edges, and she couldn't walk or even stand. She had a broken back. After $80 in vet bills, plenty of bedrest and assorted medicines, she's now on the road to recovery."

Such "second-hand" exotic pets can be very difficult to place, and already overburdened animal shelters and SPCAs usually have their hands full just placing more mainstream companion animals like dogs and cats. Without people like Chreiman, most abandoned exotics would simply have no future.

Spirito strongly discourages anyone from adopting a ferret without fully understanding what they are committing themselves to. "They are like toddlers," she says, "and you have to take care of them and protect them."


 Species Profile: Are you looking for trouble? Well look no further. The fun-loving ferret will be more than happy to help you find it.


Not that they're evil by nature, and certainly not bad tempered. But the lively little weasels love to have a good time and don't mind wrecking a few homes in the process.


Energetic and playful, the domestic ferret craves the limelight. The clever trickster can entertain his human friends for hours with his zany antics, but turn your back on him for a minute and he may disappear into the walls.


Frisky, affectionate companions, ferrets require a special kind of human to handle their high-voltage personalities. They can be quite a handful.

 


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