WHY DOGS ARE EASIER TO LIVE WITH THAN WOMEN

• Dogs don't cry.
• Dogs love it when your friends come over.
• Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
• Dogs think you sing great.
• A dog's time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.
• Dogs don't expect you to call them when you're running late.
• The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
• Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
• Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dogs name.
• Dogs are excited by rough play.
• Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
• Dogs understand that farts are funny.
• Dogs can appreciate excess body hair.
• Anyone can get a good looking dog.
• If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
• Dogs don't shop.
• Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
• A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
• Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
• A dog's parents never come to visit.
• Dogs love long car trips.
• Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
• When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoo it.
• Dogs like beer.
• Dogs don't hate their bodies.
• No dog ever bought a Kenny G. album.
• No dog ever put on a hundred pounds after reaching adulthood.
• Dogs never criticize.
• Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
• Dogs never expect gifts.
• Its legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
• Dogs don't worry about germs.
• Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you have ever had.
• Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to your wallet, desk=
• or sock drawer.
• Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their life.
• Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger than a lobster dinner.
• You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready 24 hours a day.
• Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
• Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
• Dogs never want a foot rub.
• Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
• Dogs find it amusing when you are drunk.
• Dogs cant talk.
• Dogs aren't catty.
• Dogs seldom outlive you.