WHY DOGS ARE EASIER THAN HUMANS AT CHRISTMAS

by Jeanne McBride jeanne@west.net

1. They will eat Fruitcake.
2. They don't mind getting clothes without designer labels. (can't read)
3. They don't circle wants in the dogalogues. (Heaven forbid they learn this.)
4. They don't notice price tags.
5. They don't pout if Grandma or someone forgets them.
6. They think ribbons and bows are most fun anyway.
7. They would be happy if the tree was a permanent household gift.
8. If they got nothing they would be just as happy having you home an extra day.
9. They don't remember if they got the same thing last year.
10. They never heard of Tickle Me Elmo.