  Favorite Food Dogs: kibbles Computers: bits Method used to end undesirable behavior Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper Computers: hit control-alt-delete After destruction of personal property Dogs: dog not found Computers: file not found Favorite trick Dogs: roll over Computers: play dead Consequence of virus Dogs: replace valuable carpeting Computers: replace valuable data Widely ignored government mandate Dogs: leash law Computers: Communications Decency Act Waste disposal tool Dogs: pooper-scooper Computers: uninstaller Method of marking territory Dogs: lifting leg Computers: "Designed for Windows 95" Unique behavior Dogs: lick and drag Computers: click-and-drag Estimated lifespan Dogs: 12 years Computers: 12 months At end of useful life Dogs: euthanasia Computers: tax deduction Email Me
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