Love: Before and After

BEFORE - You take my breath away. AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating.
BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation. AFTER - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
BEFORE - Saturday Night Fever AFTER - Monday Night Football
BEFORE - Don't stop. AFTER - Don't start.
BEFORE - Is that all you're having? AFTER - Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey.
BEFORE - $60/doz. AFTER - $1.50/stem
BEFORE - We agree on everything. AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
BEFORE - Victoria's Secret AFTER - Fruit-of-the-Loom
BEFORE - Charming and Noble AFTER - Chernobyl
BEFORE - Idol AFTER - Idle
BEFORE - I love a woman with curves. AFTER - I never said you were fat.
BEFORE - He's completely lost without me. AFTER - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
BEFORE - Time stood still. AFTER - This relationship is going nowhere.
BEFORE - Croissant and cappuccino AFTER - Bagel and instant
BEFORE - You look so seductive in black. AFTER - Your clothes are so depressing.
BEFORE - Oysters AFTER - Fishsticks
BEFORE - I can hardly believe we found each other. AFTER - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you.
BEFORE - Passion AFTER - Ration
BEFORE - Once upon a time AFTER - The end