Knock Knocks

Knock knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O	Knock knock! Who's there? Vera. Vera who? Vera few people think these jokes are funny.	Knock knock! Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe tell me some knock knock jokes?
Knock knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody but me!	Knock knock! Who's there? Midas. Midas who? Midas well let me in.	Knock Knock! Who's there? Dozen Olgo. Dozen Olgo who? Yes, an owl goes whoo.
Knock knock! Who's there? Catch. Catch who? Bless you!	Knock knock! Who's there? Hutch. Hutch who? Bless you!	Knock knock! Who's there? Tish. Tish who? Bless you!
Knock knock! Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? Cows don't go who, they go Moo!	Knock knock! Who's there? The interrupting cow. The interupting.... MOO!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke there is a ghost behind you!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Sheena. Sheena who? Sheena pair of shocks around?	Knock Knock! Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah doctor in the house?	Knock Knock! Who's there? Nat. Nat who? Nat going to tell you!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I ring the bell.	Knock Knock! Who's there? Dejavu. Dejavu who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Dejavu...etc.	Knock Knock! Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla hamburger, I'm hungry!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Amos. Amos Who? Amos-quito bit me! Knock Knock! Who's there? Andy. Andy who? Andy bit me again!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Kent. Kent who? Kent you tell? I'm standing right in front of you!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Thomas. Thomas who? Thomas you won't laugh and I'll tell you.
Knock knock! Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Honey Comb. Honey Comb who? Honey Comb your hair!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Minnie. Minnie who? Minnie people out here are freezing! Let us in!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey is lost! Let me in!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes -your name-, DUH!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the song that never ends!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Centipede. Centipede who? Santa peed on my tree last year!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Al. Al who? Al get you if you don't open the door.	Knock Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Wooden shoe Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know	Knock Knock! Who's there? Shamp Shamp who? Why, do I have lice?	Knock Knock! Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? No bell so I knocked!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Please open the door!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Stopwatch Stopwatch who? Stopwatch your doing and open this door!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Winner Winner who? Winner you gonna get this door fixed?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come out to play?	Knock Knock! Who's there? Radio Radio Who? Radio not, here I come!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Pencil Pencil who? Pencil fall down if you don't have a belt!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan on someone your own size!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Ben Ben who? Ben knocking on your door for awhile!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Annie Annie who? Annie body home?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Nanny Nanny who? Nanny your business!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Ida Ida who? Ida know	Knock Knock! Who's there? Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom, let me in!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alex Alex who? Alex 'splain later!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, thweet hear.	Knock Knock! Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott nothing to do with you!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Harry Harry who? Harry up and let me in!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Oscar Oscar who? Oscar silly question, you'll get a silly answer!	Knock Knock! Who's there? Olive Olive who? Olive you!