Pezhead Paul's Madlibs!

Science Fair Projects

1. School principal ____________________
2. Dangerous Job ____________________
3. Adjective ____________________
4. Friend's name ____________________
5. Animal ____________________
6. Bully's name ____________________
7. Noun ____________________
 8. Friend's name ____________________
9. Your name ____________________
10. Plural animal ____________________
11. Noun ____________________
12. Girl's name ____________________
13. Plural vegetable ____________________
14. Adverb ____________________

According to _1____________________, the school science fair this year was 'very educational.' At the same time, _1____________________ announced plans to quit the school system and become a _2____________________. 'It sounds like a safer job,' the principal said.

Several _3____________________ projects were disqualified this year. The experiment on 'Animal Magnetism' by _4____________________ was canceled before she could plug in her _5____________________.

The project by _6____________________ on 'Gravity's Effect on First Graders' was canceled when the custodians wouldn't let him borrow a ladder.

And the Nuclear Powered _7____________________ built by _8____________________ was taken away by the police, who said _8____________________ will be back in school 'any day now.'

_9____________________ won second prize with an experiment that asked, 'Can _10____________________ Learn Karate?' The answer was 'yes.' The _10____________________ tossed _1____________________ over a _11____________________ and left the science fair. Anyone who sees them should call the main office.

_12____________________ won first prize with her TNT _13____________________. By planting seeds in gunpowder and watering them with nitroglycerin, grew that explode when you drop them. 'What a dynamite idea,' the principal joked _14____________________.

So far, nobody has figured out how the prize-winning got into the salad served to _1____________________ at lunchtime. Just to be safe, though, the 'Vegetable Surprise' has been taken off tomorrow's lunch menu.