Q:  What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
 A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with
      everyone at the party except you.

 Q: Why do hookers make more money than drug dealers?
 A: A hooker can clean her crack and sell it again.

 Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
 A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

 Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
 A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

 Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
 A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak

 Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
 A: You push it to the side before you start eating.

 Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
 A: 45 lbs.

 Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
 A: 45 minutes

 Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
 A: Sexual harassment.

 Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
 A: 3.99 a minute.