comparisons

 Q: When does a woman enjoy a man's company?
 A: When he owns it.

 Q: What are a woman's four favorite animals?
 A: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom,
    and a jackass who'll pay for it all.

 Q: Why do men have legs?
 A: So their brains don't drag on the ground.

 Q: What do men and beer bottles have in common?
 A: They're both empty from the neck up.