Kids wisdom

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10
2. When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
    Matthew, Age 12
3. Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are
    twitching. Andrew, Age 9
4. Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. Rocky, Age 9
5. Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
    Stephanie, Age 8
6. Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
    Rosemary, Age 7
7. Don't flush the toilet when you dad's in the shower. Lamar,
    Age 10
8. Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars
    when your parents are doing taxes.Carrol, Age 9
9. Never bug a pregnant mom. Nicholas, Age 11
10.Don't ever be too full for dessert. Kelly, Age 10
11.When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?"
    don't answer him. Heather, Age 16
12.Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Michael, Age 14
13.Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball
    bat. Joel, Age 12
14.When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom
     when she's on the phone.Alyesha, Age 13
15.Never try to baptize a cat. Laura, Age 13
16.Never spit when on a roller coaster. Scott, Age 11
17.Never do pranks at a police station. Sam, Age 10
18.Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.
    Rob, Age 10
19.Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do
     what your mom told you to do. Hank, Age 12
20.Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.
     Molly, Age 11
21.Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. Chelsey,
    Age 7
22.Stay away from prunes. Randy, Age 9
23.Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
    Phillip, Age 13
24.Forget the cake, go for the icing. Cynthia, Age 8"