Men are like.....bananas
  The older they get, the less firm they are.
 
  Men are like.....bank accounts
  Without a lot of money, they don't
  generate much interest
 
  Men are like.....bank machines
  Once they withdraw they lose interest.
 
  Men are like.....bike helmets
  Handy in an emergency, but
  otherwise, they just look silly.

  Men are like.....cement
  After getting laid, they take a long
  time to get hard.
 
  Men are like.....chocolate bars
  Sweet, smooth, and they usually head
  right for your hips.
 
  Men are like.....coffee
  The best ones are rich, warm and can
  keep you up all night.
 
  Men are like.....commercials
  You can't believe a word they say.
 
  Men are like.....copiers
  You need them for reproduction, but
  that's about it.
 
  Men are like.....coolers
  Load them with beer and you can take
  them anywhere.
 
  Men are like.....Government Bonds
  They take a long time to mature.
 
  Man are like.....high heels
  They're easy to walk on once you get
  the hang of it.
 
  Men are like.....horoscopes
  They tell you what to do and are
  always wrong.
 
  Men are like.....lawnmowers
  If you're not pushing one around,
  then you're riding it.
 
  Men are like.....mini skirts
  If you're not careful, they creep up
  your leg.
 
  Men are like.....parking spaces
  The good ones are already taken and
   the ones left are disabled or    extremely    small.
 
  Men are like.....popcorn
  They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
 
  Men are like.....snowstorms
  You never known when he's coming,
   how many inches you'll get or how    long    he
  will last.
 
  Men are like.....used cars
  Easy to get, cheap and unreliable.
 
  Men are like.....vacations
  They never seem to be long enough.
 
  Men are like.....the weather
  Nothing can be done to change either.

  Men are like.....blenders
  You need one, but you're not sure why.

  Men are like.....computers
  Hard to figure out and never have
  enough memory.

  Men are like.....lava lamps
  Fun to look at, but not all that
  bright.

  Men are like..... laxatives
  They irritate the shit out of you.
 
  Men are like.....mascara
  They usually run at the first sign
  of emotion

  Men are like.....plungers
  They spend most of their life in a
  bathroom or a hardware store.

  Men are like.....placemats
  They only show up when there is food on the table.