SPACE

Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts
and her hips called a waist?
A: Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
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Q: What's a practical nurse?
A: One who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.
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Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear,
wondering what she did with her pencil.
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Q: What should you *never* call an intergalactic
moving company?
A: Uranus-Hertz.
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Q: How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
A: Make him wear shoes.
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Q: Why didn't the space shuttle launch on Aug. 19th?
A: The pilot couldn't find her keys.
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Q: What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
A: "Good morning, ladies."
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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking
long after people are no longer interested?
A: "Professer."
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Q: Why did the Siamese twins leave the U.S. to go to England ?
A: So the other one could have a chance to drive.