* Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
 * PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
 * Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
 * Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding
   rings in their pocket.
 * A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is
   breathing.
 * Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would
   increase by 30 pounds.
 * Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
 * "Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily
    clad male models.
 * Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of
   bedtime.
 * Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for
   none of the credit.
 * Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks".
 * Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.
 * Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles because there would be
   no pictures.
 * Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're
   beautiful" and "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit".
 * Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their
   accomplishments.
 * Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.
 * Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car.
 * All toilet seats would be nailed down.
 * Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.
 * TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute.
 * All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.
 * During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date
   19 year olds.
 * Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention
   constantly.
 * After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait
   on their wives hand and foot.
 * For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old
   for six weeks.