I like to eat Panda* 'cause it fills me up and it tastes good and it tastes good and it tastes good. Ohh does it taste good. Sub Connection's yummy but it sure ain't no Sub Depot Sub Depot Sub Depot. Ohh no Sub Depot. They cut the bread all wrong-o. Rubio's is delightful but the problem is it's a ripoff it's a ripoff it's a ripoff. Ohh what a ripoff. Steak Escape is unsurpassed 'cause they have got a super staff. One of them stands 'bove the rest. He's the one that cooks the best. What's his name? His name is Keith. And he's a fucking ninja fucking ninja fucking ninja. Ohh the man is deadly with a pair of dull utensils.
*Update: I'm sick of Panda.
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