| Dr.
Peter Venkmann |
Michael Unruh |
| Dr.
Raymond Stantz |
Kirk Wangensteen |
| Dana
Barrett |
Theresa Person |
| Dr.
Egon Spengler |
Jonathan Gully |
| Louis
Tully |
John Hartono |
| Winnie
Zeddemore |
Tseganesh Selameab |
| Walter
Peck |
Ted McMenomy |
| Janine
Melnitz |
Michelle Gorman |
| Gozer |
Norma Walks |
| Library
Administrator |
Jonathan Parkhurst |
| Library
Gunner |
Parissa Delavari |
| The
Gov |
Sam Kjome |
Main title
Biomed Library
DR. EGON SPENGLER is under the table, listening to it with
a stethescope. PETER runs over to him and speaks in a zombie voice.
Egon...
EGON is puzzled. PETER raps table with knuckles, then slams
it with a book. EGON is starled and jumps up.
EGON
Oh, you're here.
PETER
Yeah, what have you got?
EGON
This is big, Peter. This is very big. There is definitely something here.
PETER
Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your
head. You remember that?
EGON
That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
LIBRARY ADMINISTRATOR walks up to the three.
LIBRARY ADMINISTRATOR
I'm Roger Delicore. Are you the men from the university?
PETER
introducing them all
Yes. I'm Dr. Venkman. Dr. Stantz, Egon.
LIBRARY ADMINISTRATOR
Thank you for coming. I hope we can clear this up quickly and quietly.
PETER
Let's not rush things. We don't even know what you have yet.
They go to a smaller room. ALICE is lying on a table.
ALICE
I don't remember seeing any legs, but it definitely had arms because it
reached out for me.
RAY
Arms?! I can't wait to get a look at this thing! Alice, I'm going
to ask you a few standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family
ever been diagnosed schizophrenic, mentally incompetent?
ALICE
My uncle thought he was Louis Pasteur.
RAY
I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs, stimulants,
alcohol?
ALICE
No.
EGON
Ecstacy?
ALICE
No!
PETER
We're just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?
LIBRARY ADMINISTRATOR
What has that got to do with it?
PETER
Back off, man. I'm a MD/PhD!
EGON
Ray, it's moving.
Biomed Library, basement
EGON is in front, with PKE meter. RAY has a video camera.
PETER is in the back, bored stiff. He starts making scary gestures at RAY.
They come to a tall tower of books.
RAY
Look!
EGON
This is hot, Ray.
RAY
Symmetrical book stacking, just like the Boards hysteria of 1947.
PETER
You're right. No human being would stack books like this.
RAY
Listen!
eerie music
You smell something?
EGON
I'm getting stronger readings here, this way.
RAY
Come on.
They turn a corner.
EGON's PKE meter goes nuts. They see LIBRARY GUNNER.
EGON
It's here.
RAY
A full torso Spreitzer, and it's real.
PETER
So what do we do?
no answer
Could you come over here and talk to me for a second, please?
pulls RAY by the ear
Could you just come over here for a second, please? Right over here. Come
here, Francine! Come here. What do we do?
RAY
I don't know. What do you think?
EGON starts with calculator, but PETER slaps it away
PETER
Stop that!
RAY
We've got to make contact. One of us should actually try to speak to it.
EGON
Good idea.
They look to PETER. He groans and goes to the ghost. RAY starts taking pictures.
PETER
Hello. I'm Peter. Where are you from? Originally.
LIBRARY GUNNER
Ssh.
PETER
going back
All right. Okay, the usual stuff isn't working.
RAY
Okay, I have a plan. I know exactly what to do. Now stay close, stay close.
I know. Do exactly as I say. Ready, ready, get her!
LIBRARY GUNNER scares them. They run away. Music: Cleanin'
Up The Town.
Outside Nu Sigma Nu
The building's windows are whitewashed. We hear REAL ESTATE
AGENT talking.
Inside Nu Sigma Nu
REAL ESTATE WOMAN shows PETER and EGON the fire house.
REAL ESTATE WOMAN
There's office space, sleeping quarters and showers on the next floor and
a full kitchen on the top left.
PETER
It just seems a little pricey for a unique fixer-upper opportunity, that's
all. What do you think, Egon?
EGON
I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue
in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it's completely
inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized
zone.
RAY
calling to them from upstairs
Hey! Does this pole still work?
slides down the fire pole
Wow! This place is great! When can we move in? You've got to try this pole!
I'm gonna get my stuff.
runs up stairs
Hey, we should stay here tonight. Sleep here! You know, to try it out!
PETER
I think we'll take it.
REAL ESTATE WOMAN
Good.
Outside Moos Tower
The building is huge and grandiose. Ominous music. DANA BARRETT
gets out of a taxi and enters the building.
Inside Moos Tower
DANA gets off the elevator. Sees a neighbor.
DANA
Oh, hi.
LOUIS TULLY pops out of his apartment
LOUIS
Oh, Dana, it's you!
DANA
Oh, hi, yes Louis, it's me.
LOUIS
I'm having a big party for all my patients, my first anniversary as an med
student, you know, and even though you do your own rectal swabs, which you
shouldn't do, I'd like you to stop by, being that you're my neighbor and all
-
DANA
cutting him off
Well, thank you, Louis, I'll really try to stop by.
closing her door on him
Bye, Louis.
LOUIS
Okay, so I'll see you later, huh?! I'll give you a call! I'm going to go
have a shower.
tries to open his door, but he's locked himself out
DANA's kitchen
DANA lays some groceries out on the table. She turns around.
Growling noise from fridge. DANA opens fridge.
The spirit world appears in front of her. A roller bag jumps out
in front of her.
DANA closes fridge, screaming
Inside Nu Sigma Nu
The secretary, JANINE MELNITZ, sits at her desk reading a
magazine. PETER comes up.
PETER
Janine! Any calls?
JANINE
No.
PETER
Any messages?
JANINE
No.
PETER
Any customers?
JANINE
No, Dr. Venkmann.
PETER
It's a good job, isn't it? Type something, will you? We're paying you for
this stuff!... Don't stare at me, you got them bug eyes... Janine! Sorry about
the bug eyes thing. I'll be in my office.
PETER goes off. EGON pops up out from under JANINE's desk.
JANINE
You're very handy. I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too.
EGON
Print is dead.
JANINE
Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think
I'm too intellectual, but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare
time. I also play racquetball. Do you have any hobbies?
EGON
I collect spores, molds and fungus.
DANA enters
DANA
Hello?
goes to JANINE
Oh. Excuse me. This, this is the Gunnerbusters' office?
JANINE
filing nails
Yes, it is. Can I help you?
DANA
I don't have an appointment. I'd like to talk to someone, please.
PETER
bolting out of his office
I'm Peter Venkmann. May I help you?
DANA
Well, I don't know. What I'm about to say may sound a little unusual.
PETER
Oh, that's all we get day in, day out around this place. Come into my office,
Miss -
DANA
Barrett, Dana Barrett.
DANA's living room
PETER and DANA enter.
DANA
What is that thing you're doing?
PETER
It's technical. It's one of our little toys.
DANA
I see. That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
PETER
What a crime.
DANA
You know, you don't act like a scientist.
PETER
They're usually pretty stiff.
DANA
You're more like a game show host.
The words sting PETER.
PETER
That's the kitchen, huh?
DANA's kitchen
DANA
Dr. Venkmann, you've come all this way. Would you like to examine the refrigerator?
PETER
I'll check the fridge. Good call. Oh, my God!
DANA is worried
Look at all the junk food!
DANA
No, God damn it! Look, this wasn't here.
PETER
You actually eat this stuff?
DANA
Look! This wasn't here! There was nothing here! There was a space, and there
was a building or something with flames coming out of it, and gunners riding
around and they were growling and snarling! And there were flames! And I heard
a voice say Zuul! It was right here!
PETER
I'm sorry, I'm just not getting any reading.
DANA
Well, are you sure you're using that thing correctly?
PETER
Well, I think so. But I'm sure there are no rollerbags in there.
DANA
Well, that's great. Either there's a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely
crazy.
PETER
I don't think you're crazy.
DANA
sarcastically
Good, that makes me feel so much better.
By JANINE's desk
Phone rings.
JANINE
Hello, Gunnerbusters. Yes, of course they're serious. - You do? You have?
No kidding?... Uh-huh. Well, just give me the address. Yes, of course. Oh,
they'll be totally discreet. Thank you.
hangs up
We got one!
slams down alarm bell
JANINE's desk
JANINE interviews WINSTON over the job.
JANINE
Do you believe in aromatherapy, chiropractics, acupuncture, herbal supplements,
hydromassage, chi, magnet therapy, full trans-mediums, the Loch Ness monster
and the theory of Atlantis?
WINNIE
If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.
A tired EGON enters.
EGON
Boy, I've gotta get some sleep. I'm dying.
JANINE
This is Winnie Zeddemore. He's here about the job.
Egon
Beautiful. You're hired. Ray Stantz, Pete Venkmann. Congratulations. Can
you help me, please?
gives WINNIE some books
Welcome aboard!
Outside the Adytum
RAY shows WINNIE ecto-containment unit.
RAY
This is where we put all the gunners that we trap. Quite simple, really.
Load a trap here, open, unlock the system. Insert the trap, release, close,
lock the system. Set your entry grid, neutralize your field and the light
is green, the trap is clean. The ghost is incarcerated here in a custom-made
storage facility.
Moos Tower
Lightning strikes the huge building.
The roller bag statues on the roof begin to crumble, revealing the real
roller bags inside.
DANA's living room
DANA starts to change. Phone rings.
DANA
Hello? Oh, hi Mom. - I've been busy. - No, everything is fine. Just that
one time. - I will. - I won't. - Mom, I have to go. I have a date. - Yes.
- No, no one you know. It's, um- Well, he's a Ghostbuster. Those guys on TV.
- Yes, well, I'll have to let you know.. Love to Dad. Right. Bye. - Bye!
Hangs up. Growling noise.
Oh shit.
Chair swivels around. Door opens. A roller bag growls
at her. Chair rushes out the door.
CHIP lounge
LOUIS runs.
LOUIS
I'm going to bring this up at the next tenant's meeting. There's not supposed
to be any pets in the building.
bangs on windows
There's gotta be in a way in. Somebody let me in!
keeps screaming, then turns to face roller bag
Nice doggie. Cute little pooch. Maybe I got a Milk-Bone...
Roller bag growls. LOUIS screams.
Floor 22
PETER knocks on DANA's door.
PETER
Hello?
DANA has become ZUUL. Eerie music plays. She has wild hair
and a bright red dress.
That's a different look for you, isn't it?
DANA
Are you the Keymaster?
PETER
Not that I know of.
She slams door in his face. He knocks again.
DANA
Are you the Keymaster?
PETER
Yes.
Inside DANA's apartment
PETER
I'm a friend of his. He told me to meet him here. I didn't get your name.
DANA
I am Zuul. I am the Gatekeeper.
PETER
What are we doing today, Zuul?
DANA
We must prepare for the coming of Gozer.
PETER
Gozer, huh?
DANA
The Destructor.
PETER
Are we still going out? You know, you could pick up the place if you're
expecting someone.
DANA
flops on bed, writhing up and down
Do you want this body?
PETER
Is this a trick question? I guess the roses worked, huh.
DANA
Take me now, subcreature.
PETER
We never talk any more.
DANA grabs him and pulls him down
I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people. Actually,
it's more of a guideline than a rule.
she rolls them over
DANA
I want you inside me.
PETER
Go ahead! No, I can't, sounds like you've already got at least two people
in there already.
breaks free
Might a little crowded. Now, why don't you quit trying to upset and disturb
Dr. Venkmann and just relax. Lie down there, relax. Put your hands on your
chest. Yes. What I'd like to do is talk to Dana. I wanna talk to Dana. Dana?
It's Peter.
DANA
There is no Dana. There is only Zuul.
PETER
Whoa, Zuulie you nut. Now come on. Come on. I want to talk to Dana. Dana,
Dana. Relax, come on. Dana, Dana. Can I talk to Dana?
DANA smiles a vicious smile. The voice of ZUUL eminates from
her.
ZUUL
There is no Dana, only Zuul!
PETER
What a lovely singing voice you must have. Now I'm going to count to three,
Zuulie, and if I don't get to hear Dana, there's going to be some real trouble
in this apartment, I think. One! Two!
DANA's eyes flutter and turn white
Two and a half!
The voice of ZUUL screams. DANA rises above the bed.
Please come down.
ZUUL roars
Outside Nu Sigma Nu
POLICE CAPTAIN knocks on door. WINNIE answers.
WINNIE
Dropping off or picking up?
POLICE CAPTAIN
Dropping off.
WINNIE
Just a moment.
EGON comes out with WINSTON
POLICE CAPTAIN
You a Ghostbuster?
EGON
Yes.
POLICE CAPTAIN
We picked up this guy, now we don't know what to do with him.
EGON
All right.
LOUIS is in the van in a straight jacket.
LOUIS
Are you the Gatekeeper?
EGON runs a PKE meter over LOUIS and watches the readings
climb
EGON
You'd better bring him inside.
Ghostbusters HQ lab
EGON
What'd you say your name was?
LOUIS
Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer.
WINNIE
looking at LOUIS's wallet
Well, according to this, his name's Louis Tully. Lives in Dinkytown. Do
you want some coffee, Mr. Tully?
Phone rings. LOUIS jumps.
EGON
I'll get it!
Picks up. LOUIS drags the rest of the phone over to him.
Hello? Thanks, I've got it.
DANA's apartment
PETER
Egon, it's Peter. I have some news from the world of Gozer.
EGON
over phone
What is it, Peter?
PETER
I'm here with Dana Barrett. It seems that the Goz' has been putting some
moves on my would-be girlfriend!
EGON
How is she?
PETER
I think we can get her a guest shot on Wild Kingdom. I just whacked her
up with about 300 cc's of thorazine. She's going to take a little nap now.
She says she's the Gatekeeper, does that make any sense to you?
Nu Sigma Nu
EGON
Some. I've just met the Keymaster. He's here with me now.
PETER
over phone
Oh, wonderful, we have to get these two together.
LOUIS takes a slice of pizza, sniffs it and sticks it on
his cheek
EGON
I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous.
PETER
Okay, well, hold on to him. I'll be over there in a little while.
EGON
Good.
LOUIS takes phone from EGON.
Thank you, Vinz.
to WINNIE
We have to find Ray. I need him here immediately.
JANINE's desk
JANINE
There's a man from the EPA here to see you. He's waiting in your office.
PETER
Can I help you?
PECK
I'm Walter Peck. I represent the Environmental Protection Agency, the third
district.
PETER
Great! How's it going down there?
slaps PECK on back
PECK
Are you Peter Venkmann?
PETER
Yes, I'm Dr. Venkmann.
PECK
Exactly what are you a doctor of, Mr. Venkmann?
PETER
Well, I have MD/PhD's in parapsychology and psychology.
PECK
I see. And now you catch gunners?
PETER
Yes.
PECK
And where do you put these gunners, once you catch them?
PETER
In a storage facility.
PECK
And would this storage facility be located on these premises?
PETER
Yes.
PECK
And may I see this storage facility?
PETER
No.
PECK
And why not, Mr. Venkmann?
PETER
Because you did not use the magic word.
PECK
What is the magic word, Mr. Venkmann?
PETER
Please!
PECK
May I please see the storage facility?
PETER
Why do you want to see the storage facility?
PECK
Well, because I'm curious. I want to know more about what you do here! Frankly,
there have been a lot of wild stories in the media and we want to assess for
any possible environmental impact from your operation!
PECK walks out
JANINE
Excuse me. Excuse me! Just where do you think you're going?
PECK
Stand aside, miss, or I'll have you arrested for interfering -
Outside the Adytum
EGON
Vinz, there's one more test I'd like to perform -
PECK runs down.
EGON
Excuse me, this is private property!
PECK
pointing out ecto-containment unit
I’m going to shut this off.
EGON
I'm warning you, turning off these machines would be extremely hazardous.
Try to understand. This is a high voltage laser containment system. Simply
turning it off would be like dropping a bomb on the city.
PECK
Don't patronize me! I'm not grotesquely stupid like the people you bilk!
PETER
coming down stairs
I think there's just been a slight misunderstanding and I wanna to cooperate
in any way that I can.
PECK
Forget it, Venkmann! You had your chance to cooperate, but you thought it'd
be more fun to insult me. Well, now it is my turn, wise ass.
EGON
He wants to shut down the protection grid, Peter.
PETER
You shut that thing down and we are not going to be held responsible for
whatever happens.
PECK
On the contrary! You're going to be held responsible.
PETER starts up stairs. EGON makes an explosion with his
fingers, mouthing "Boom".
PECK pulls red lever. Alarms goes off. Lights flash.
Walls tremble. Bricks pop out. Everyone starts running.
Nu Sigma Nu; entrance
Everyone runs like hell.
Explosion. Gunners run out.
Remnants of DANA's apartment
LOUIS
I am the Keymaster!
DANA
I am the Gatekeeper.
they kiss, then go up the stairs to the Temple of Zuul
Harvard St SE
Music: Savin' The Day. The streets are clear, but the sidewalks
are jammed with people waving signs and cheering. Military and police personnel
yell things. The Ghostbusters wait in Ecto-1 with their police escort.
Outside Moos Tower
Dark clouds gather atop the building, shrouding the Temple of Zuul. The
police escort drives up. The Gunnerbusters get out and suit up. The crowd
cheers.
Temple of Zuul
The Gunnerbusters arrive. Lightning strikes DANA and LOUIS.
PETER
Dana!
DANA and LOUIS turn into roller bags
Okay. So. She‘s a roller bag.
The Gunnerbusters line up in front of the temple. GOZER emerges
from the temple.
GOZER pets the roller bags
EGON
It's Gozer.
WINSTON
I thought Gozer was a man.
EGON
It's whatever it wants to be.
PETER
Well, whatever it is, it's gotta get by us!
RAY
Right!
PETER
Go get her, Ray!
RAY steps up
RAY
Gozer the Gunnerian! Good evening! As a duly designated representative of
the University of Minnesota, I order you to cease any and all supernatural
activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient
parallel dimension!
PETER
That ought to do it. Thanks very much, Ray.
GOZER
Are you a god?
PETER nods "yes" to RAY
RAY
No.
GOZER
reaching its arms back into the temple
Then... die!
Fires lightning at the Gunnerbusters. They sail across the
temple, clinging to the edge of the building.
WINNIE
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
RAY nods
PETER
All right. This chick is toast!
they march up to the temple
PETER, RAY, EGON, WINNIE
Ready!
PETER
Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown. Strike!
They blast GOZER. It yowls and flips across the temple.
Nimble little minx, isn't she? Aim for the flat top!
They blast again. GOZER vanishes.
Well! That wasn't so hard.
RAY
We neutralized it! You know what that means? A complete particle reversal!
WINNIE
Hey, we have the tools, we have the talent!
PETER
It's Miller time!
EGON
looking at PKE meter
Ray? This looks extraordinarily bad.
Earthquake at the temple. Rocks fall.
Look out!
Voice of GOZER sounds.
GOZER
Subcreatures! Gozer the Gunnerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar,
the Traveler, has come! Choose and perish!
RAY
What do you mean, choose? We don't understand!
GOZER
Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!
PETER
Whoa! I get it, I get it. Very cute! Whatever we think of - if we think
of Greg Vercelotti, Greg Vercelotti will appear and destroy us, okay? So
empty your heads. Empty your heads. Don't think of anything. We've only got
one shot at this.
GOZER
The choice is made! The Traveler has come!
PETER
Whoa! Whoa! Nobody choosed anything! Did you choose anything?
EGON
No!
PETER
Did you?
WINNIE
My mind's totally blank!
PETER
I didn't choose anything!
PETER, EGON and WINSTON stare at RAY
RAY
trembling
I couldn't help it. It just popped in there!
PETER
What? What just popped in there?
RAY
I - I tried to think -
stomping and screaming from below
EGON
Look!
RAY
No! It can't be!
WINNIE
What is it?
RAY
It can't be!
WINNIE
What did you do, Ray?
RAY
It can't be!
WINNIE
Aw, crap!
RAY
solemnly
It's the Gov.
Lockers
THE GOV stomps as people run and scream in terror.
Temple of Zuul
PETER
Well, there's something you don't see every day.
RAY
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood.
Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us. The Body...
PETER
Nice thinking, Ray.
RAY
We used to watch WWF on TV!
PETER
Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon. What have you got left?
EGON
Sorry, Venkman. I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
THE GOV growls at them.
WINNIE
Oh, no.
PETER
Mother pus-bucket!
Temple of Zuul
RAY
One, two, three! Roast him!
They blast THE GOV. It angers him more.
PETER
Whoa...
they run and hide
RAY
Funny, us going out like this. Killed by a hundred-foot wrestler.
PETER
We've been going about this all wrong! The Body ain't so bad. He's a Navy
SEAL, he's in town; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!
THE GOV continues scaling up the side of building
EGON
I have a radical idea. The door swings both ways. We could reverse the particle
flow through the gate.
PETER
How?
EGON
We'll cross the streams.
PETER
Excuse me, Egon, you said crossing the streams was bad.
RAY
Cross the streams...
PETER
You're gonna endanger us, you're gonna endanger our client. The nice lady
who paid us in advance before she became a roller bag.
EGON
Not necessarily. There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive.
PETER
giving RAY a friendly slap
I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it. Let's do it!
WINNIE
This job is definitely not worth eleven-five a year!
they run to the temple just as THE GOV arrives
EGON
Hurry!
PETER
See you on the other side, Ray.
fires
RAY
Nice working with you, Dr. Venkman.
Fires. They cross the streams.
Let's turn 'em on, Spengler!
EGON and WINNIE fire
Cross 'em now, Spengler!
THE GOV sees what's going on. He screams. The four proton
beams combine to make one big one, blasting right into the temple. The gates
swing shut.
PETER, RAY, EGON, WINNIE
shouting randomly
Aggh! Oh, no! Help! It's gonna blow! Let's get out of here!
They stop firing and run away.
The Temple of Zuul explodes. The Gov does as well.
Remnants of Temple of Zuul
Marshmallow all over everything, including RAY and WINSTON.
RAY
Oh... oh... Winston? Are you all right?
WINNIE
Yeah, yeah.
they laugh
RAY
Venkmann? Spengler? Venkmann? Spengler?
EGON, covered in marshmallow, enters
Oh, Spengler, are you okay?
EGON
I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.
PETER enters. He has very little marshmallow on him.
RAY
Venkie!
PETER
Yeah. I'm all right.
RAY
Thank God. You okay?
EGON
I'm all right.
RAY
You all right?
PETER
I'm all right.
RAY
You okay?
PETER
Fine...
Walks away. Comes across remnants of roller bag.
RAY
Oh. Smells like barbecued roller bag. Oh... Venkmann. Oh, Venkmann, I'm
sorry... I'm sorry... I... I just forgot.
PETER walks away sadly. Then part of the roller bag breaks
off. A hand reaches out.
DANA
Mm...
RAY
Look!
The Gunnerbusters break open the roller bag, and PETER lifts
DANA out.
LOUIS, with a roller bag on his head, walks around helplessly.
LOUIS
Somebody turn on the lights! Help! Somebody turn on the lights!
PETER
Go check on that little guy!
RAY, EGON and WINNIE go to help them. They remove the roller
bag.
LOUIS
What happened?
DANA
coming to
Oh... oh... oh... where am I?
opens eyes, sees PETER
Oh... hi...
EGON
regarding LOUIS
He'll be all right.
LOUIS
Boy, the superintendent's gonna be pissed.
RAY
Are you okay?
LOUIS
Who are you guys?
RAY
We're the Gunnerbusters.
LOUIS
Who does your rectal swabs?
PETER leads DANA away. RAY, EGON and LOUIS start to walk
off.
RAY
You know, Mr. Tully, you are a most fortunate individual!
LOUIS
I know.
RAY
You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional crossrip since
the Tunguska blast of 1909!
LOUIS
Felt great!
EGON
We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue.
LOUIS
Okay.
WINNIE
throwing up hands and cheering
I love this town!
Outside Moos Tower
Music: Gunnerbusters. The crowd cheers for the Gunnerbusters.
PETER gives DANA a long kiss on the lips. RAY takes a puff on a cigar
as he waves. EGON leaves building.
LOUIS comes out, waving.
LOUIS
What's going on? Does anyone wanna interview me? I'm an eyewitness. I was
up there!
Fade
to black. Final credits roll.
The End