Paradigm Fert wrote:
Have you watched the trailer? It may help your understanding.
(BLACK)
VOICEOVER: People were always asking me if I knew James Parry...
JAMES PARRY: I want you to pun on this as bad as you can.
NARRATOR: Why?
JAMES PARRY: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a cascade?
VOICEOVER: Wait... let me start over here.
Like many of you, I was bored by the Web.
NARRATOR: You want me to reinstall my system directory in order to download the latest version of Flash player to view your site?
JEFF K: U R A LAM3R FAGGOTT!!! GET LUNIX!!!
VOICEOVER: I'd flip through newsgroups and wonder "What kind of .sig defines me as a person?"
I prayed for a different life
JAMES PARRY: Fonts. I make and I sell... Fonts.
VOICEOVER: And this is how I met James Parry.
It was on the tip of everyones tongue.
NEWBIE: Can I be next?
VOICEOVER: He just gave it a name.
JAMES PARRY: Gentlemen! Welcome to Kibology. The First Rule of Kibology is: You Are All Allowed.
The Second Rule of Kibology is: You Are *ALL* Allowed.
VOICEOVER: After Kibology, we all started seeing things a bit more wackily.
JAMES PARRY: We've all been raised to beleive that one day television will be full of quality programming, well acted dramas and insightful documentaries. But it won't. I'm starting to think less ads are the last thing we need.
VOICEOVER: He had a plan. To what end? Only Parry knew. To what purpose? In Parry we trusted.
JAMES PARRY: We've got to take Kibology up a notch. So I want each of you to go out in the streets and yell "BEABLE DOIDY WOX-WOX" at the top of your lungs. It's a... homework assignment.
(SOUNDTRACK: Where is my mind? [Weird Al Kazoo remix])
JAMES PARRY: You were looking for a way to get into HAPPYNET. You got it.
NARRATOR: This is too lame. I'm stopping this.
JAMES PARRY: It's already posted, so shut up.
In the end, you will thank me.
(ACTOR CREDITS, DIRECTOR CREDITS)
JAMES PARRY: If you could plonk anyone, who would it be?
NARRATOR: Shatner. I'd plonk William Shatner.
(ACCORDIAN SOLO WITH FADE OUT)
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-- Paradigm Fert
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