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| YKYLDTMW You know you like Dilandau too much when.... You are expelled from school for asking people in Art to slash your face open, and when they did, you set them alight. You buy red contact lenses You dye your hair and cut it so it is exactly right Red is now your official favourite colour You carry pictures in your purse/organiser You write Dilandau-related fanfiction with you in it You convince your friends that he is the greatest being in the history of the world...and gaea...and they don't even know he is from Escaflowne, or a TV show for that matter You are expelled from your next school because you keep calling the children 'pricks' (I was talking about the pain! Honest!) and setting them alight. Your garage houses a parked Alseides/Oreades Your house floats You gather a gang of friends, dress them in blue, give them each a sword and a guymelef, and say 'I am your leader' You smack them until you have convinced them you are their leader People wonder who the hell is 'the bitch from the Mystic Moon' You now have the ability to dislocate your jaw without too much pain Fire...fire...fire...fire...fire... You convince everyone the most gorgeous being in the history of the universe is your boyfriend You convince everyone you are him People avoid you because you sit staring for no apparent reason rubbing the right side of your face muttering 'Chikuu....chikuu...chikuu' From AniKaizer You ask your parents if you were the result of fate-alteration experiments You nicknamed your dog "Jajuka" Your Grandpa is getting REALLY annoyed with you calling him "Dornkirk-Sama" You try to think of really sad thoughts to see if you change genders in doing so..... ......and you DO! ......and the next day your friends ask you about a strange girl that was wearing your clothes you throw glasses of wine at your dog(the one you nicknamed "Jajuka") (girls only) you manage to fill a bucket with drool when you see the part where Dilandau rips his shirt off when in a bad situation, you scream "JAJUKA!!! JAJUKA!!!" you cosplay as Dilandau at every anime convention you go to...... ......and when your friends insist you be something different for a change, you cosplay as MOVIE DILANDAU!!!! (last one) you are covered with scars because whenever you'd get cut, you'd start irratating it by rubbing it incessantly Your friends begin to notice your sudden attraction to fire, and the color red You slug your friends when they tell you to stop rubbing that cut you got(wherever it may be) ....and lift them up, yell at them, and throw them across the room When you're lonely, you start having weird flashbacks of a girl crying You call the nearest authority figure "Strategos" You stay out of the sun to make your skin pale When you go to a graveyard, you try to kill any butterfly you see people from OTHER anime shows remind you of Dilandau. (~Fushigi Yuugi~Tasuki's a pyro ~Outlaw Star~Harry MacDougall's a psycho El-Hazard~Jinnai has an Insane Laugh ~Ranma1/2~ Ranma changes genders) you developed a tendancy to rip your shirt in half When you history teacher has you do a report on Isaac Newton, you write 'HE LED A TEAM OF SCIENTISTS WHO CREATED THE ALMIGHTY DILANDAU ALBATOU!!!!' You spam-bomb anti-Dilandau sites You E-Mail computer viruses to anti-Dilandau sites (Movie version) You wish you could pound Folken's face into the ground for breaking Dilandau's fingers You have friends that are so loyal to you that they will defend you even in death. You wish you could beat up those sorcerors for taking Dilandau out of the story for 6 whole episodes (no, the Celena's appearance in episode 22 doesn't count) When you turn on the TV, you bow, expecting to see Dornkirk's ugly mug appear on the screen You publicly flog anyone who insults Dilandau From VegetaTaiChi You have a strange urge to buy a flamethrower You absolutly HATE Van for existing and intruding on all those Dilly-Sama pics!!!! You swoon whenever you see someone that remotely resembles Dilly-Sama You buy temporary scar tatoos to stick on your face You actually take the time to think up this stuff You make a 'lil Van doll and preform Voodoo on it, burn it, BBQ it, and flush it down the shitter You absolutely HATE it when people say Dilly-Sama is a girl. Grrrrr.... You have a personal Dilandau shrine in your closet complete with gold statue and Van Voodoo doll that you made earlier You tackle anyone who thinks Hitomi is perfect for Dilandau You punch a hole in your computer screen when you get Van every stinkin time in those annoying compatability quizzes You think Millerina is a complete airhead You think it would be funny if Dilly-Sama picked up Allen and Millerina and played 'Barbies' with them while in his Guymelef Example: Allen-Okay Barbie let's go to the store! Millerina-Okay Ken let's go! (dances them across the ground) (Dilly-Sama smacks them together making them 'kiss') Dilly-Sama-hehehehe You get seriously annoyed at Hitomi's Visions 'O' Death every 5 seconds (Now where'd I put that flamethrower...) You fantasize about shaving Allen bald. Gwa-hahahaha!!!! (He looks better that way...honest!) You fight with your friends over who gets Dilly-Sama. (Aw hell, let's just clone 'im! ) You punch yet another hole in your tv screen when Van cuts Dilly-Sama's face You actually stroke the screen whenever Dilly-Sama looks sad And the last reason that you know you like Dilandau to much is....*drum roll* You buy an inflatable man, glue Dilly-Sama's face onto it, and pronounce him your new boyfriend. From Dragon_ball_genius@yahoo.com You actually meet Dilandau, let him live with you, take him to school with you, and the next morning you find cops at your door saying that the school was burned down. You kiss at least one of your Dilandau pictures each night before you go to bed. You take Dilandau to the store, and hours later you find him with at least 100 lighters. He said he bought them, but management from the store is calling you and tell you that 100 lighters were stolen. You command people to address you as "Dilandau-sama" and if they don't you slap them. You get locked up in a nut-house because your parents think that you set the family dog on fire. On a resume, it asks you "hobbies" and you say " burning things, going out with Dilandau, target-practicing with your guymelef.." You slap(or kill) people who say "Don't you have anything else to do.", "Fire is stupid","Dilandau sucks", "what is Escaflowne" Your parents ground you because they find out that you've been burning your homework for each class. Your parents make you get a job because you burn all of your school books. You go to school and find a lighter in your bag and claim that the Dragonslayers were picking on you and put it in there. From DilandauServant@aol.com You fast forward movies to the Dilandau scenes and watch them over and over again. You listen to a mix that has Dilandau screaming numerous curses and phrases. <> If you have any not displayed up here, please email them to me ^_^ <> Dilandau <> Fanstuff <> Site <> Sign <> Contact <> a.s.c.e.n.d |