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| Dragonslayer 1 Part 03 ~Last time, our anti-heroes tried to hide their predicament, but to no avail. Then an attempt to defeat Escaflowne went disasterously wrong. What will happen next? Find out now!~ After a rather unplesant misadventure through Asturia involving pervert after pervert after pervert, Dilandau-Chan, Dalet, and Chesta-Chan reached Folken and made it back aboard the Vione. Dilandau-Chan told Folken what happened, but this was only the beginning. "Well, Dilandau, ~snicker~ looks like you can get fans whatever form you're in!" Folken said before bursting out laughing. Dilandau-Chan ignored him and pouted. The Vione's water-heater had broken while she was away, and so was the stove. The Vione had recovered the guymelefs, and strangely, a thermos cap. After Folken left, Dilandau-Chan sat on her bed, faced the mirror, and held her head in her hands. "AAARRRGH! STUCK AS A DAMN GIRL FOR TWO DAYS?! I'M GONNA KILL THAT MYSTIC MOON WENCH!" She paused. "And Van too." She added, calming down, instinctively raising her right arm to her face, to rub that irratating scar, then realizing she didn't have one in this body. Feeling stupid, she dropped her hand. The only upsides of this curse were she was still human, and the scar was absent. Other than that, well...... ~Chesta's, Gatti's, and Migel's dorm~ Chesta-Chan, Migel, and Gatti sat on their beds in the dorm they shared. Chesta-Chan took it pretty hard, too after finding out the water heater and stove were not working. "Chesta, don't take it SO hard." Migel said. "It could have been worse: Suppose you had to spend two days as a CAT!" "Or a helpless little pig!" Gatti added. "Would YOU prefer to be stuck as the opposite sex?!" Chesta-Chan demaded. "NO!!!" Migel and Gatti said at the same time instantly, absolutely terrified of such a possibility. "That's what I thought." Chesta-Chan said smugly. Migel picked up his mirror and looked rather sad. "I can't take a shower for two days! If I do, the only word you'll get out of me is "mia". Gatti didn't say anything. He pondered the horrors of the possibility of being stuck as a tiny, helpless pig, and how a portion of his personal hygene would be denied forTHIS LONG! ~bathroom of Dilandau's room~ After a longer-than-necessary-shower, Dilandau-chan exited the bathroom, fully dressed (this is a PG-13 fic, so you won't find fan-service here, people), with a rather funny look on her face. Suddenly came a knock. "Enter." She said. In stepped Viole. "Where's Gatti?!" "He's a tad busy right now, sir." Viole replied. "Asked me to handle this for him: Dinner's ready." Dilandau-Chan ignored him. "What's Gatti occupied with?" "Chesta." ~Chesta's Gatti's and Migel's dorm~ "No way! Not like THIS!" Chesta-Chan wailed. She was rather reluctant to attend dinner as a girl, and right now, Gatti and Migel were attepted to pull her out the door, with no success. Dalet, Refina, Guimel, and Ryuon stood by, finding this somewhat amusing. Dilandau-Chan soon enterd and tossed a bucket of water on Gatti. A small, scowling piglet instantly took his place. "I don't care if you're useless as a soldier and a guymelef pilot in that state." Dilandau-Chan said. She then faced the others. "We don't have time for this. Dinnertime. Cafeteria. NOW!" ~Vione Cafeteria~ Folken sat at the head of the table, Naria and Eriya grinned at the sight of a red-faced Chesta-Chan and a still-scowling Gatti-P. Dilandau-Chan and the Dragonslayers took a seat. Gatti-P was placed on the table in front of the chair where he usually sat in(when he wasn't a PIG!). Unfortunately, due to stove and hot water difficulties, "dinner" was was nothing more than cold turkey sandwiches. This did NOT change the way dinner often ended: Folken sitting with a hand on his face in a "Why me?!" way, while a slightly drunk Dilandau(female this time!) pulls out a flamethrower from....nowhere, and sets things ablaze, which, in turn, set off the sprinkler system. Luckily, Migel made an early exit to avoid being feline-ized. ~Dilandau's room~ Dilandau-Chan grinned at her pretty reflection in the mirror. "Hee hee hee hee! Male. Female, Either way, ya STILL got it!" She concluded this by smirking at her flamethrower, which was laying nearby and let out a laugh. The pinkish tint on her cheeks signified, by Anime-Character-Anatomy-Law, that she was STILL somewhat drunk. She picked up her flamethrower and hugged it tightly, still laughing. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....ha....ha.....ooh....." The wine finally kicked in full power and the pale girl flopped on her bed and fell fast asleep. END PART 3 <> Dilandau <> Fanstuff <> Site <> Sign <> Contact <> a.s.c.e.n.d |