Dragonslayers' Halloween ~Vione, sunset~ *Dilandau and 3 of his Dragonslayers, all fully dressed in dragonslayer uniforms, are checking their inventory* Dilandau: Costumes? Chesta: Check. Dilandau: Sacks Refina: Check. Dilandau: Flamethrowers so we can see where we are going? Viole: Uhhh, we only have one. Dilandau: Exactly. You'll be following me, won't you? Viole: Yeah, I guess so. Dilandau: Okay, good. Eggs and toilet paper? All3: (excited) CHECK! Dilandau: Good. Now, first victem...... er.... kingdom, Basram! ~Basram castle, night~ *the obese Basram commander we remember from Episodes 25&26 is seen stealing some of the candy he was supposed to hand out, when suddenly, the doorbell rings* Commander: Hold on! Hold on! *puts down bowl and hurried over to the door, and opens it, and is then face to face with four smiling Dragonslayers, each holding out sacks* Dilandau&'slayers: Trick or Treat!!!!! Commander: You four look a little old for trick-or-treating. *Dilandau suddenly leaps at the commander, puts him in an armlock, and points his sword at the commander's neck* Dilandau: And YOU look a little fat for a Basram commander!. How's about handing over all the candy you have, provided you haven't eaten enough already, before Basram gets another casualty? ~outside Basram Republic, night~ *Four Alseides units fly towards the capitol of Freid* Dilandau: (in Alseides) HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Our first stop and we already have loads of candy! Chesta: (in Alseides) Um, Master Dilandau, was there really much of a point to torching Basram? They gave us our candy! Dilandau: *aims his Alseides' right arm at Chesta's Alseides* What did you say? Chesta: (in Alseides) N..nothing, sir. Dilandau: (in Alseides) Good. ~Freid's castle, night~ *doorbell rings* Duke: Hold on! I'll answer it! *answers door, and finds Dilandau, Chesta, Refina, and Viole standing there, holding out their sacks* Dilandau&'slayers: Trick or treat!!!! Duke: You have got to be kidding! *closes door* Dilandau: ..... *storms off* ~inside Freid castle~ Voris: Who was it? Duke: A few of those Zaibach soldiers. Don't they realize they're a little old for tha- *he is cut off when a massive red arm punches through the door. The arm retracts, leaving a massive hole. The Duke and Voris discover that arm belongs to Dilandau's red Alseides unit* Dilandau: (in Alseides) Alright, Duke, hand over every piece of candy you have, and then I'll burn your castle to the ground. Viole: *looks up at Dilandau's Alseides* Uh, sir? Don't you mean "or"? Dilandau: No, I don't. *several monks rush over with armloads of candy and pour them into the four slayers' sacks, and Dilandau torches their castle to the ground* ~Asturian Forest, night~ *the Dragonslayers are walking through the woods* Refina: I don't understand, sir, why aren't we in Palas yet? Dilandau: Because, we are taking a little stop along the way. Refina: Where to? Dilandau: The perfect place to practice our egging and TP-tossing skills..... ~Allen's house, night~ *knock at door* Allen: Who could that be? *walks over to the door and opens it, and is quite shocked to see Dilandau and a handful of Dragonslayers there. It's even more shocking to find that they each have eggs in their hands* Uhhhh what are you gonna do with those? Dilandau: *giggles evilly, and then tossed an egg in Allen's face* Allen: Ack! *tries to wipe it off* *Chesta, Refina, and Viole toss several eggs at him, and all the while Allen is more focused on protecting his hair than anything else as the bombarding continues. Soon, everything but his hair is hit, and he sighs with relief* Dilandau: Ooh! Looks like we missed a spot! *pulls out a whole carton of eggs, opens them, walks up to Allen, and smashes them on the the top of the Heavenly Knight's head, covering his hair in sticky yolk* Allen: (starting to cry) -sniff- My hair! *runs away in tears* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Dilandau: Victory! *Chesta, Refina, and Viole do a three-person high-five* Now, bring out some TP rolls! *moments later the group leaves Allen's mansion, (which is now covered with toilet paper) and enter Palas, capitol city of Asturia* ~Asturia's castle, night~ *doorbell rings* Millerna: Ooh! More Trick-or-Treaters! *picks up a huge bowl of candy and opens the door, only to find the four Dragonslayers standing there* Huh? Dilandau&slayers: Trick or treat!!!! Millerna: Uh, sorry, but, aren't you all a little old for this? *Dilandau throws an egg and it lands smack in the blonde princess's forehead. She falls on her back, unconcious, but still holding the candy bowl* Dilandau: I'll take that. *grabs the bowlful of candy and pours it into his sack, and puts the bowl down on Millerna's face, covering it* I can't stand to see that face..... ~outside Palas, night~ *Dilandau and the Dragonslayers fly their Alseides units to a familiar country surrounded by forest* Dilandau: (in Alseides)Okay, we have one more destination before we head back...... Viole: (in Alseides)Where would that be, sir? Dilandau: (in Alseides) *laughs maniacally* Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan........ ~Fanelia castle, night~ *suddenly, doorbell rings* Van: Hmm. Trick-Or-Treaters...... *gets up, walks over to the door and opens it, and is quite surprised to find Dilandau and three Dragonslayers standing there* DILANDAU?!?!!?! Dilandau: Hello, Van! *snaps fingers* NOW! *Chesta, Refina, and Viole wrap Van up in several layers of toilet paper till he looks like a mummy* Van: Mmmmph-mmph-MMMPH! Dilandau: What's that, you say? Take all your candy? I think I will! *walks in, followed by his three slayers, and they loot every piece of candy in Van's castle* Thank you! *faces the Dragonslayers*  Do we still have any TP rolls or eggs left? Chesta: Yes, sir. Lots Dilandau: Good...... Van: MMMMM-MMMPH!!!! *Dilandau and the Dragonslayers egg and TP Van's castle till it's no longer recognizable* ~Vione, late at night~ Folken: *wandering around* Where could those four be? *walks into Dilandau's room, and finds Dilandau, Chesta, Refina, and Viole checking out the candy they got* DILANDAU! Did you go Trick-or-Treating again? I told you last year you were too old for that! Dilandau: Did you think I would listen? *Dilandau, Chesta, Refina, and Viole immediately toss the remaining eggs they have at Folken* The End Disclaimer: I don't own Escaflowne or any of the characters <> Dilandau <> Fanstuff <> Site <> Sign <> Contact <> a.s.c.e.n.d