Dragonslayers and the Holy Energist -The book- Dornkirk/Narrator: Sir Migel had saved Sir Gatti from most certain temptation, but they were still nowhere near the Energist. Meanwhile, Folken and Sir Dilandau, not more than a snow owl's flight away, had discovered something! That's a non-Asturian snow owl, obviously. They were more than TWO Asturian snow owls' flights away.... four, actually. If they carried something heavy on a line between them. I mean, if the birds were walking and dragging- ~cut to a field where is a HUGE Zaibach army~ Zaibach Army: GET ON WITH IT!!!! Dornkirk/Narrator: Oh. anyway, on to scene 24, which is a smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which Folken discovers a vital clue, and in which there are NO snow owls, although I think you CAN hear a- *screams* ~CUT TO OLD MAN'S HOUSE~ *Folken is talking with a creepy old man. Dilandau is occupied with the fireplace nearby, not really paying attention to the conversation. The old man laughs evilly* Folken: And this hippie of whom you speak, he has seen the Energist? Dornkirk/Oldman: *keeps laughing* Folken: Where does he live? Dornkirk/Oldman: *keeps laughing* Folken: Old man, where does he live? Dornkirk/Oldman: Heh heh heh.... He knows of a cave, a cave of which no man or Draconian has entered! Folken: And the Energist, the Energist is there? Dornkirk/Oldman: There is much danger! For beyond the cave is the Gorge of Enternal Peril, which no man or Draconian has crossed! Folken: But the Energist! Where is the Energist? Dornkirk/Oldman: *laughs and vanishes, along with his house. Folken and Dilandau find themselves at a campsite in the woods* ~CUT TO DEEP IN THE WOODS~ *Folken, Dilandau, and the servents move forward though the woods. Suspensful music plays, and strange figues are seen moving around them. They stop and find themselves face to face with a very very tall knight with long blonde hair and an horned helmet* Allen: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! *The guys around him(Kio, Teo, Pyle, and Ort) join in* Crew: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Folken: And who are you? Allen: We are the Asturians Who Say "Ni!" Ort: Ni! Folken: No.... Not the Asturians Who Say "Ni!" Allen: The same! Dilandau: Who are they? Allen: We are the keepers of the sacred words; Ni, Pang, and Leeeee-wong! Kio: Leeeee-wong! Folken: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale! Allen: The Asturians Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Folken: Asturians of Ni, we are but simple high-ranking Zaibach officials who seek the hippie who lives beyond these woods! Allen: NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! Crew: NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! Folken&Dilandau: Ow! Arrgh! Aaa! Ow! Allen: We will say "Ni!" again, if you do no appease us. Folken: Well, what would you like from us? Allen: We want..... A VANITY SET! *dramatic chord* Folken: A what? Allen&Crew: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Folken&Dilandau: Ow! Ow! Ah! Folken: *manages to stand up* Enough. We will find you a vanity set. Allen: You must return with a vanity set, or else, you will never pass though this wood..... alive! Folken: Oh, Asturians Of Ni, you are just and fair. we will return with a vanity set. Allen: One that's really pink! Folken: Yes. Allen: And very fancy! Folken: Yes. Allen: And comes with free bottles of dandruff shampoo and conditioner! Folken: Yes! Allen: Now...... *points to exit* GO! ~page of a book~ *Someone is writing "The Tale of Sir Migel, but an earthquake makes his hand slip and he accidently scribbles on the name. The writer is a chibi-SD Balgus* *BOOM!* Balgus: Oh!!! *looks around* *BOOM!* Balgus: *gets up and walks off, and heads down many flights of stairs, swearing and mumbling* *BOOM!* Balgus: *continues swearing and mumbling and heads for another flight of stairs* *BOOM!* Balgus: *falls* AAAAAH! *crashes somewhere, and is now on the bottum floor. He heads out the door, still mumbling* *BOOM!* ~outside the cartoon castle~ *The Sun, the Mystic Moon, and some clouds have human legs and are jumping up and down, causing the earthquakes* Sun: Aye-hut! *BOOM!* Mystic Moon&Clouds: *BOOM!* Sun: Aye-hut! *BOOM!* *Balgus comes out of the castle* Balgus: Stop that! Stop that! Sun: (ignoring him) Aye-hut! *BOOM!* Balgus: Stop that! Stop that! *they stop* Go on! Clear off! Go on! Go! *clouds leave. Mystic Moon follows. Sun remains* You too! Go on! Leave! *Sun leaves, and it turns to night* Balgus: Damn weather. -FADE OUT- <> Dilandau <> Fanstuff <> Site <> Sign <> Contact <> a.s.c.e.n.d