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| Hell on wheels ~Middle of nowhere, day~ Dilandau walked out of the smoldering crater that may have once been a car, and looked over at the red paste which may have once been his instructor. "Heh heh......oops!" ~Vione, night~ Dilandau sat in his room pouting. So what if that was the 80th car(and instructor) that the DGMV(Department of Gaean Motor Vehicles) had lost because of his not-so-stellar driving skill? How dare they limit this down to his last chance to get a Driver's License! "I'll show them! I'll show them all!" Dilandau said, grinning. "I WILL get it tomorrow!" he finished with a diabolical laugh. ~DGMV, next day~ The moment Dilandau entered, the remaining instructors gained a look of inhuman fear, and argued over who will get stuck with Dilandau and who gets the other person who came in today. "Other person?" Dilandau wondered, overhearing them. He looked around and saw him. VAN. Van noticed Dilandau, and both brought out their swords. "NO DUELING!!!!" The loudspeaker overhead shouted, and both boys put away their weapons in annoyance. "Dilandau Albatou, report to booth 6. Van Fanel, to booth 9." it continued. ~DGMV, outside, day~ After signing papers, Dilandau and Van waited outside for their instructors. Van got Balgus, in some white car. Dilandau got Adalphos, in a flashy red sportscar. Van drove around the cones carefully, when suddenly, Dilandau's car rocketed past him, clobbered all the cones, and sped off down the road. This awakened Van's reckless ways. "DILANDAU!!!!!" Van promptly floored to pedal, and Balgus found himself experiencing something similar to what Adalphos likely was at this moment as Van sped off after Dilandau. ~Somewhere on an empty road, day~ "Heeheeheeheeheehee! Catch me if you can, slow-poke!!!!" Dilandau said, checking his rearview mirror and seeing Van's white car following. "Dilandau! SLOW DOWN!!!" Adalphos yelled after wetting himself, while Dilandau went into a laughing fit. Balgus was thigh-deep in urine as he attempted to calm down the reckless half-Draconian Dilandau suddenly switched lanes and stopped, and due to the laws of physics, Adalphos swung from hitting his head on the glove compartment and to smacking the back of his seat. Van sped by, not noticing that Dilandau had tricked him, and as soon as he passed, Dilandau's car started up again, and begun tailing Van's. "I've got ya, Van!" Dilandau sneered. It wasn't long before Van noticed that his arch nemesis was now behind him and threatening to ram him. "Dammit!" "YOU'RE MINE!!!!!" Dilandau screamed with joy as he floored the pedal and granted his car a burst of speed. Dilandau succeeded in scratching the side of Van's car before pulling back for round 2. Van stuck his head and hand out the window. "Damn you, Dilandau!!!!" he yelled, shaking his fist. He stopped abruptly and the front of Dilandau's car got a nice dent in it. Dilandau stuck his hand out the window and flipped Van the bird. Tired of this, Van spun his car around to face Dilandau's. "So, Van, you wanna play Chicken, huh? Well, Chicken it is!" Both Adalphos and Balgus begun to wonder how much longer they had left to live, while bracing themselves to get a face-full of airbag. The two drivers charged at full speed, expecting the other to turn and flee "DIE, DILANDAU!!!!!" "MOECHAE!!!!!!!" ~2 hours later~ Dilandau grinned at his shiny new Driver's License. Adalphos(and the whole Department, for that matter) had been MOST insistent that Dilandau take it, as long as he never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever came back. So Dilandau drove dangerously ever after. THE END <> Dilandau <> Fanstuff <> Site <> Sign <> Contact <> a.s.c.e.n.d |