9. "You want it?..Come and get it!" - Callisto

8. "'Warrior Queen?' . . . I like that!" - Callisto

7. "Here piggy,  piggy,  piggy,  piggy." - Return of Callisto

6. "I like to experience life in all its agonizing glory. I don't want to dull the
    sensations in any way." - Return of Callisto

5. "Love is a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce. I want no part of it." - 
     Return of Callisto

4. "You forbid me? No one..god or man..forbids me from doing anything." - 
    Intimate Strangers

3. "That Xena can mess up a dream, can’t she?" - Ides of March

2. "Morning honey!" - Fallen Angel

1. "Ooops." - Return of Callisto