Something's Up
by: Falcon Ice
Author's Note:Ohayo! First try at writing a Weiß Kruez fic and It probably isn't that good considering these are my first tries at writing fics...anyway...these characters are not mine although I wish I could go and buy up Youji and Schuldig but alas I am just a poor school girl who's got too much spare time....Well, here goes! Enjoy!
Youji: You wish...
FalconIce:* big huge teary eyes*
Schuldig: Youji, I don't think that was a very nice thing to say to her...
Youji:*raise eyebrow* Why should I be polite to her?
FalconIce:*sniff* Oh yeah! Taste the wrath of a mad fanfic author! * Grabs keyboard and starts typing furiously*
Schuldig: * smirk*
Youji: *peers over FalconIce's shoulder* Gak!
Schuldig:* Also peers over shoulder* See...told you so....
FalconIce: If you don't do what I say...I'm gonna finish this lemon about Youji and~Ack!* Youji covers mouth*
Youji: Fine! I'll do this damn fic of yours!
FalconIce: Mwehehehehe...
Schuldig: *sweatdrop*


Ken: * Yawn* (Walks out of room)

Omi:* rushed pass Ken* Gomen...

Ken: Yo! Omi! Where are you going?

Omi: *blink* Gomen Ken-kun, but I have to be going now!

Ken: * shake head* #*$#$#^#&! Some people...

Ken passes by Youji's room....and hears something out of the ordinary...

Someone: Uhhhhhh....AAAHHHHHHHH.....God!

Ken:* wide eyes, gaping mouth*

Someone no 2 * suspiciously like Youji's voice*: Don't fidget, I'll take it nice and slow...

Ken: *choke, choke* I swear that girl's voice sounded deeper than usual...*gasp* Kinda just like a guy!* wide eyes*

Someone: Uuuuhhhhhhh.....harder! Harder! No! Yoji! Uuuuhhhhhhh.....Just a bit more!

Yoji: Aya! Stop forcing it! You're going to end up hurting yourself!*pant* Quite squirming!

Ken:* cough cough * A-a-ay-ya?!?

Aya: C'mon! aahhhhhh.....That's much better....*pant*

Yoji: But the fun's not over yet, is it? * groan*

Aya: Not while I still feel* pant* up to it!* moan*

Yoji: I can't believe* pant* you have this much stamina Aya-kun...*pant*

Aya:*moan* I want to feel whole and *groan* I won't delay a moment later! Come back here!* pant*

Yoji:*whine* Can't I get clean first?* GROAN*

Aya: *pant* Not when I'm still * moan* here you won't...

Yoji:*pant* you asked for it!

Aya: AAAaaaaaahhhhhhhh.......*pant pant*

Ken: Jesus! Son of Mary and Joseph! Santa Maria, Madre de Diyos!Blimey, bloody bleed'n Mary!* walks over to the slightly ajar door of Youji....see's Aya's pristine white legs raise up from behind Youji's straddled body*Goes downstairs determined to tell Omi, just what Hentai activities Youji was up to!*

Omi:?! Ken-kun? What's wrong?

Ken: Th-th-those two! Their doing echii hentai stuff!

Omi: Huh?* carrying bandages in his hands*

Ken: Um...Omi?

Omi:*smile* Yes, Ken-kun?

Ken:*gulp* Who are those bandages for?

Omi:*cock head, clueless* They're for Youji and Aya-kun...

Ken:*gulp, blue-lines*Ummm....Why?

Omi:*demure and cute voice not to mention completely innocent* Youji-kun said that he'll need them for Aya-kun after he finishes....So I got them for him...

Ken: WHAT!?!

Omi:??? What's wrong?

Ken: Nevermind!* runs back upstairs and slams open Youji's dor*

Youji:!!!

Aya:!!!

Ken:!!!

Youji: You didn't have to slam the door you know...

Aya:* cold, steely glare*

Ken:O.O!

Youji: What?!?

Aya:*glare some more* Ken....this is none of your business...

Ken: I-mean...Um...okay...well..

Youji: What are you doing here anyway? Aren't you supposed to be down in the shop?

Aya:Ken.....*glare*

Ken: Well..um...I thought that you and ...

Youji: Aya got hurt last night because he slipped on *chortle* on...on...Bwahahahahaha

Aya:*grumble* It's not my fault!

Ken:!!!????

Aya:* grumble* Can you just spit it out already....

Youji: He slipped on his soap and fell down hard on the bathroom tiles and managed to break a couple of ribs and his left arm.....when he banged against the bathtub! Mwahahahahaha...and I had to...*snicker* patch him up...He's such a squirmy and jerky patient....Mwahahahahaha!

Aya:* grumble* It's not funny...*pout* It h~~~uuu~~~~rts......

Ken:*smile* And I thought you guys were having sex with each other....

Youji & Aya: !!!!

Ken:???

Youji and Aya: How dare you!* Pow, wham, bam*

Meanwhile , downstairs....

Omi: ??? I wonder what all the fuss is about? I hope Ken-kun's alright....

~OWARI~

 

 

So what dya think guys? Is it awful? Is it nice...? After all this is my first crack at a Weiss Kruez fic....Comments are greatly wanted! Pls. Pls. I need comments! I live on comments!

E-mail me at Falcon_Ice@chichiri.zzn.com Thank you!