YODAH and OBI-WAND (to the Chancellore): May the force be with you!
CHANCELLOR: The dark side or the light side?

OBI-WAN: It depends upon your perspective. We maccabean/talmudic-cabala Jewd-eye don't deal in absolutes. We look outward to others and use the force to help them by crippling, slicing, and stabbing them with our light sabers, plus scar and deform them from previous harmless beauty into permanent grotesque ugliness - self-righteously bringing out the worst in both the Emporer and Skywocker. The Jedi Council wants supreme power for ourselves for the republic and democracy as evil replacements after your overthrow.

Chancellor: You Jedi who who delve deeper and deeper in satanically-occultic cut-em-up Jedi pseudo-moralism have done and are going to do what some would call "unnatural." I can see the HATE in your FEEEEEEINGS, thus exposing the hideous hypocrisy of your pathetic mystical cultic religion.
YODA: Well put was the prophetic point Master Obi made he for the senate and for the ridiculous elephant-call hairy woofies with no clothes on.
Around we will be until disappear we will into natural- nether death then cultic-temple ghosts become.
Levitate on THAT, your classy eminence, as try you will to figure out how this faith-to-move-mountains occultism so popular ever became so as all this movie money us to get.
Chancellor: Goooooooooooood! Obviously, Yudah......excuse me, I meant "Yodah"......I the respected classy authority figure in this movie who simply wants to rule this city in peace am going to monetarily benefit by all this Jewdi..... excuse me, "Jedi".....slice-em-up crap.