Spork
Agent Spork of the FBI. Works in the basement office. Is in Lurve with
Krycek. Pregnant with MeepSpork. Used to date Jonap the Green Smurf. Is
a "untouched" utensil.
Krycek
uhh...you all know who he is - he's the guy in the pic. Has been with
Fork & Spoon at the same time. Obssessed with Spork. Loves "It's Pat"
(the SNL skit) and the colour pink. Not too bright.
MeepSpork
The offspring of Spork and something. Has not been born, probably won't,
and will never be explained who the "father" is.
Koolaid Drinking Man
An evil diabolical man who confuses the people around him much. Father
of Chia. ONlY weakness is Koolaid.
Foon
Spork's old friend who is working for KDM. Kidnaps Spork.
Fork
Agent Fork of the FBI. Secretly in love with Mr. Potato head &
has slept with Spoon, Krycek, and Mr.Potato Head. Likes rules and order.
Spoon
Agent Spoon of the FBI. Is a whore. Has slept with (that we know of)
Krycek, Fork, and Mr. Potato Head. "senses things"
Mr. Potato Head
The Assistant Directer at the FBI and Fork, Spoon, Krycek, and Spork's
boss. Has been with Fork and Spoon. Secretly in love with Fork. Called
out Krycek's name during orgy.
Dr. Future
Spork's OB, in cahoots with KDM. Has power over Spnork using a Palm
Pilot which sends all the banana bots lying dormant in Spnorks body to
Spnorks brain and killing Spnork.
Spnork
Krycek's informat, grudgingly helps Dr. Future in her evil plans because
of the Banana Bots
Chia
Dr. Future's assistant/secretary person. The daughter of KDM, but didn't
know it. Has a crush on Spnork.
ChildOfNite
A faded superhero who is helping Krycek, but for some reason advises
Chia to align with her evil father. We are still not sure of her motives.
Has a thing for bruce Willis.
Karen Catalia
Foon's girlfriend who help's Foon kidnap Spork. Is very much into fashion.
Rachael
KDM's girlfriend. Very horny and spills his Koolaid.
Random Spandex Man
Runs around screaming Foo Fighters lyrics and dancing. Is a Dave Grohl
clone. Wears Spandex. Always gets killed, but never dies.
