Cat
Joke #20
Politically
correct terms for Cat owners
My
cat does not barf hairballs ... he is a floor
/ rug redecorator.
My cat does not break things ... she helps
gravity do its job.
My cat does not fear dogs ... they are merely
sprint practice tools.
My cat does not gobble ... she eats with alacrity.
My cat does not scratch ... he is a furniture
/ rug / skin ventilator.
My cat does not yowl ... he is singing off-key.
My cat is not a "shedding machine" ... she
is a hair relocation stylist.
My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile" ... she
enjoys the proximity of food.
My cat is not a bed hog ... he is a mattress
appreciator.
My cat is not a chatterbox ... she is advising
me on what to do next.
My cat is not a dope addict ... she is catnip
appreciative.
My cat is not a lap fungus ... he is bed selective.
My cat is not a pest ... she is attention
deprived.
My cat is not a ruthless hunter ... she is
a wildfire control expert.
My cat is not evil ... she is badness enhanced.
My cat is not fat ... he is mass enhanced.
My cat is not hydrophobic ... she has an inability
to appreciate moisture.
My cat is not lazy ... he is motivationally
challenged.
My cat is not underfoot ... she is shepherding
me to my next destination (the food dish).
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