Cat
Joke #30
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10 signs your Cat has learned your internet password
10.
E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy".
9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
8. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like
alt.recreational.catnip.
7. Your web browser has a new home page all about cats.
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release
of
"CyberDog".
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to
it.
3. You keep finding new software around you house like CatinTax
and
WarCat II.
2. On IRC, you're known as the Iron Mouser.
1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
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