That white bear is so cute...FOR ME TO BLOW UP!!!!

Hmmm, what could these be used for?

Dave laughs maniacally at the possibilities

Joe, that's not "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"!

A nice fluffy white bear...

Where is this sequence going? Can you guess?

Mr. Bear is tanning on his favorite non-flammable wooden board

Mr. Bear notices it is getting hot out

He suddenly realizes the founding members of PNETOSA have gotten him!

Stuffed animals look good on fire

The flames engulf the liberal-loving bear

The cuddly bear is cuddled by flames.

The bear is put out of its misery

The aftermath.