This was written during an unseasonably warm Wisconsin winter in 1999.
The lyrics are sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Frosty Got Run Over By A Skateboard

Frosty got run over by a skateboard
Trying to bring the snow for Christmas Day
December should be cold and white and slippery
Not the ideal time for making hay

We dug the mittens and the scarves out
Getting ready for the chill
But the only thing they're used for
Is to lift the cover off the Weber grill

Snowmobiles sit on their trailers
And their owners take it hard
When another payment comes due
On the shiny ornament out in the yard

My kid is splashing in the bathtub
She is such a little squirt
She came in looking like a piggy
When she tried to make an angel in the dirt

You know the snow is gonna come
But we won't go out to play
We will all be much to busy
When the whole world closes down for Y2K