THE DREV SAGA
Part 1: Meeting









Legal Poopy Stuff: Unless if you’re a dumbass, I do not own Invader Zim. Jhonen owns it and so to Nickelodean, blah blah blah and other stuff.

HERE IT GOES WITH MY FIRST PART OF MY FIRST FANFIC!!! (whee........)

(We first see Dib in his room at his computer on the Swollen Eyeball Chat Room. He and some other members are talking about their recent missions and how it went. At the moment, Agent Spanky Ass is talking about his mission against mind controlling corn dogs.)

Agent Spanky Ass: So, in conclusion, I removed and burned all the corn dogs in town in preventing their evil mind control by them being eaten.

Dib (Known in the chat room as Agent Mothman): Ummmm....corn dogs cannot control minds.

Agent Spanky Ass: YES THEY CAN! I saw a man who ate 20 corn dogs and he went into hypnosis after the last one. DESPITE there was a magician act at the diner, I still believe he became a zombie in control of that.................BREAD ARMORED WEENIE!!

Dib: (silent pause) You’re an idiot. Ok, is it my turn to tell about my stuff on Zim?

Agent Spanky Ass: Yeah sure...

Dib: All right, this week Zim was making a cyborg rabbit that could turn goats into cheese. I don’t know what that had to do with dooming the world, but...

(Dib’s computer screen goes blank)

Dib: Hey! What’s going on?

(A message appears saying “Loading Video Chat Thingy”)

Dib: Video Chat? I didn’t start that program! Oh God, I’m being hacked!!!

(The loading is finished, and the screen shows a dark room with one person. It was a kid with short, dark green, spiky hair staring at the camera with an evil look...or looking at Dib, whatever...)

Dib: Huh? Who are you? Is....is that you Drev?

Drev: Why yes it is, Dib. How are you today?

Dib: Ummm....fine. You know, by Swollen Eyeball rules, I’m not suppose to talk to anyone else during meetings.

Drev: Yeah, I know. That’s why I hacked into your computer so I could. You know I was the best hacker, lock picker, and thief in the group....or at least I was until those assholes kicked me out! I WAS AGENT SNOT COOKIE DAMMIT! SNOT COOKIE!!!!

Dib: Well not anymore. You were kicked out because you’re crazy. You always think that fire, knives, and other stuff solves problem that are radical solutions.

Drev: HEY! Well haven’t my missions always succeeded?

Dib: Yeah, AND WITH SHITTY DOWNSIDES! So you saved us all from vampire chickens, but you killed more cows than chickens!

Drev: Yeah, but.......well, you have a good point then. But you’ve failed more missions than completed, so HAH!

Dib: Your full of shit, Drev. Most of those were research missions, and all the members know that, and all my missions that were important were successful!

Drev: HAH! That’s where you are wrong, Dib! If I was full of shit, then all of my blood and organs would be made out of dookie, thus I couldn’t live. And since I’m talking to you know, I would be some kind of demented poop zombie! Heh....dookie man...

Dib: (long silent pause)

Drev: Anyway, I bet I can defeat Zim before you can.

Dib: No! Zim is mine!

Drev: Watch me. Oh, and by the way. It’s best not to get in my way. Heath reasons and all. See ya!

(The Video Chat Thingy turns off, and the computer goes back to the Swollen Eyeballs Chat Room.)

Agent Spanky Ass: Dib, what happened? Why did you leave?

Dib: (pause) Nothing. Just my computer froze. Now back to Zim. Anyway, I was about to destroy the cyborg rabbit (story goes on. You don’t need to read it anyway. It will forever disturb you can you’ll never sleep again.)

(The next seen is at Skool the next day. We see Ms. Bitter’s class room and class is about to start. Dib is staring at Zim like he does most of the time.)

Ms. Bitters: SILENCE CHILDREN! There’s a new student in our school that will quickly drain our school money and make us teachers more miserable, so I will add more misery to this class. Now, meet your new student. COME IN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!

(A kid comes in slowly with his head down in the shadows and is staring evilly at the students. He has green spiky hair. DO I EVEN HAVE TO TELL YOU WHO IT IS IN THIS DESCRIPTION?!? Dib’s pupils in his eyes get a lot smaller knowing who it is.)

Drev: Hi there, my name is Drev.....

To be continued........I SAID TO BE CONTINUED! I DON’T HAVE TO FINISH THIS STORY RIGHT NOW SO SUCK MY ASS! Oh *ahem*. Sorry.

Part 2: The Conflict between Drev and Zim. Coming Soon





That’s all, now go away...............