THE DREV SAGA
Part 2:  Drev and Zim's Chat














Even MORE Legal Poopy Stuff!: Zim not mine, it’s Jhonen’s, nuff said

AND NOW ON TO THE SECOND PART OF MY FANFIC (you can eat nachos if you want

(At the end of part 1, Drev just entered Ms. Bitter’s class, and Dib has a pale frightened look on his face made by the sight of Drev.

Ms. Bitters: Now, Drev. Choose the seat that will show your hideous appearance everytime you’re at skool. DO IT NOW!

Drev: Very well......hmmmm......I want that seat next to Dib

(Aki is sitting in that seat)

Aki: Hey! That’s not fair!

Ms. Bitters: QUIET! THE SEAT HAS BEEN CHOSEN!

(Drev walks infront of Aki’s seat, grabs Aki by a chuck of her hair, and throws her into the back of her room where he is flying and screaming. Drev takes his seat and looks at Dib. Dib has a worried look on him.)

Ms. Bitters: Now, class. Today’s lesson is about the dark evolution of the parasitic organism that we are today. Now first we were beavers. Do not listen to the scientists saying we were monkeys, IT’S ALL A LIE! Now, first was beavers, then....

(Ms. Bitters continues on while no one really listens.)

Drev: So Dib, how is everything?

Dib: I.....I thought you were kidding.

Drev: Nope. You damn well know I never lie about my missions!

Dib: Oh yeah. Well I think you’re still crazy.

Drev: Thanks!

Dib: (pause) God, first Zim, now you. Why can’t I have normal stress?

(Later, at lunch time in the cafeteria, Drev looks around hold his lunch to find a table to sit and he does.....next to Zim. Zim is sitting, bored, when Drev sits down.)

Zim: You’re that new kid, right?

Drev: Yea. The name’s Drev. (Lends out his hand, Zim looks at it, then shakes it. Drev smiles and glares at Zim when he shakes his hand.) You’re Zim.

Zim: Huh? How did you know that?

Dib: Oh, I heard it from some kids.

Zim: Lemme guess, Dib?

Drev: No, not Dib, but I knew him before. We’re chat buddies.

Zim: Ooooh...(Thinks to himself: He may be an ally of Dib. I better watch my back...) (The lunch bell rings)

Drev: Well, it was nice seeing you Zim. See ya tomarrow.

(Drev moves in from behind Zim and bumps him.)

Drev: Opps. Sorry about that.

(Later that night, we see Dib’s house. Dib and Gaz are in the living room watching The Wonderful World of Stuff hosted by Spleek Bleeky)

Dib: Why do I have to have a rival, Gaz. It’s not fair!

Gaz: Shut up about that Drev who ever the hell he is. If he kills Zim first, he kills Zim first.

Dib: But that the problem! I want to capture Zim so we can counter attack his race!

Gaz: Just shut up about Zim for one night!

(We are now in Zim’s house. Zim is thinking and GIR is watching TV as usual)

Zim: GIR! Listen closely! We must increase the base’s defense. There is a new student at skool, and by his informaton, is an ally of Dib. Now I don’t know how good he is, but this is for precautions.

GIR: Can we use Chili Dogs?

Zim: (pause) No...

GIR: Awww.....

(Later that night, around 3:00 AM, we see Drev’s house. All the rooms are completly empty except for one room. The lights are out, but the room is lighted by the glow of a computer screen. Drev is working on the computer.)

Drev: This is a great start for acheiving my goal. (Opens up his hands, which has a couple of Irken parts) The downfall shall happen and these small pieces will push me forward.

To be continued.......OH MY GOD! THERE’S ANOTHER PART?!?!?!? I THOUGHT I WOULD END THE STORY THAT WOULD MAKE NO SENSE!!!!!!!! WHY, GOD, WHY?!?!?!?

Part 3: Drev vs. Gaz coming soon





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