OK, Ok, so not all girls are that shallow!  There are some who are kind, caring, sensitive young women.  And this is why THEY watch the Guyver:

Hahahahahahahahaaaa!  And don't even try to tell me I'm wrong!  Anyway, where were we?  Oh yes, Women and the Guyver…..
     Now it's fairly well established that  there a far less female Guyver fans than male ones.  I can sum up why in one word.  "Mizuki."
She's a drip!  I mean, women just don't find that an encouraging role model, so they switch channel and watch Power Rangers.  At least the  women there get a cool outfit and some action.  (Probably in more ways than one…..)  And what's the whole long hair thing?  I mean, the only regular character in the Guyver with short hair is Tetsuro.  And No, Commander Guyo doesn't have short hair!  He has long hair and piles it all up with hair gel and pins, dammit!
     And here's another thing- why does Sho constantly faint?  Look at me!  I pull my fat ass into a 22" waist, I'm 6 ft 9" tall and I can keep going for hours (so come on, boys!).  What's wrong with the kid?  Maybe it's a dietary problem- I mean, the guys all skin and bones.  If his Guyver unit ate him alive (RIP Guyver 2) then it'd still be hungry!   Honestly!  Some one should cook him some decent meals, and no, I won't do it!  I can't cook anything that doesn't come in a fast food box, get it?
      That's another thing- the disappearance of the female position in society.  I'm sorry, but I like the men to hold doors for me, carry things for me, and do what I say!  I'm not a Dominatrix for nothing you know!  I mean, what I wouldn't give to be a Zoalord! Just think- all those hunky zoanoid men would HAVE to do everything I said!  How amazing would that be?  Man… sometimes I think Chronos is a good idea.  I mean, a united world reigned by terror and anarchy?  Book me a seat, please!  I like the idea of being a terrorist, but it only works if people don't agree with you, dammit!  And every one seems to hate Chronos too!  No fair!  My war!  Go Away!