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Pictures By Me:
"Ash's New Year's Feast" (28K) Looks like Brock has been made to carry the backpack and cook dinner ONE too many times and has snapped!
"Jar Jar Binks vs Pikachu" (15K) Everyone keeps going on about how Jar Jar Binks is evil and deserves to die, but in this case he's the lesser of two evils; the other evil, of course, being Pokémon.
"Pokémon - The most important meal of the day" (31K) Ahh, there's nothing quite like the smell of boiled Togepi in the morning...
"Marshmallows On The Campfire" (121K) "Uh-oh! Looks like that mischievous little Ash is in trouble again! Now that's what I call a Char-Becue!"
"KFP - Kentucky Fried Pokémon" (206K) Would you like Butterfrees with that?
"Pokéholics Anonymous" (84K) "With Ash's Mom away for the weekend, our friends decide to play drinking games. Ash soon discovers the perils of overindulgence! When will he EVER learn?"
"Swingbulbasaur" (48K) Ash & Brock participating in a friendly, wholesome game of Swingbulbasaur.
"Use your own goddamn thunderbolt attack!" (42K) Pikachu has just lost a battle against Charmander and is taking it out on his lazy trainer, Ash.
"Smokémon" (50K) Hey kids! Smoking MUST be cool, 'coz the Pokémon are doing it!
"Pikachu vs The Escalator" (81K) Too bad Ash never trained his Pokémon to get off the escalator... What a tragedy. What a MESS!!
"Pee-Kachu" (72K) "Remember, Ash, water conducts electricity. So if Pikachu makes a thunderbolt attack in the river...!"
"Charmander in a Gas Station" (70K) Fire + Gasoline = ARRRGGGH!!! Can Brock save the day?
"Meowth Loses His Head" (85K) The decapitation of Team Rocket's beloved Meowth has a sinister side... I smell a ratatta...
"Roadkill!" (105K) It's Roadkill Bingo! But with an Anti-Pokémon theme, of course.
"PIKACHU: Lord Of Darkness (105K) All right then, here's a "Pokémon is Evil" one...
"Prehistoric Pikachu" (293K) Yabba-dabba-chu? It's a sabre-toothed Pikachu!
"Davy Rocket" (257K) King of the wild frontier! To unite all peoples within our nation! (etc.)
"Marooned & Hungry" (218K) An animated GIF of our friends, marooned on a foodless island. Foodless, that is, until Pikachu starts looking pretty tasty...
"Austin Pikachu: The Raichu shagged Me" (221K) Pika-pika, baby, YEAH!!!
"Cheesy 1950's Propaganda" (154K) Little Johnny kicking his Pikachu, much to the delight of Mother, Father and little sister Janie. Those were the days...
"Curiosity killed the cat..." (61K) But WE killed the Pikachu!
Noah's Ark (46K) Two of EVERY animal? I don't think so!
Portrait of Political Incorrectness (424K) Adolf Pikachu!!! WARNING: Content may offend.
Alien Autopsy (195K) What REALLY went on at Roswell all those decades ago. Mulder: "Gotta Believe!"
Accidental Euthanasia (235K) Ash's hospital adventures!"
Drunk-a-chu! (106K) Something I doodled after staggering home from a "Planetary Alignment/Doomsday" party on 5/5/00 - 6/5/00... A word of advice: Don't drink and draw!

Pictures From My Adoring Fans (as it were)...

"Pikachu On a Rope" (16K) Everything's better on a rope - especially Pikachu! Supplied by 'The Evil One'.
"Pikachu Meets Mr. Shotgun" (39K) Hey, antipokes! The Evil One reckons your 'shoot Pikachu' pictures should be more like THIS! C'mon, what're you shooting him with? A BB gun for crying out loud?
"Squirtle loses his balls" (30K)--his eye-balls, that is! By aaron@sharky.org, aka 'Squirtle Killer'.
"Official Archery Target of the 2000 Olympic Games" (26K) Pikachu is getting into the Olympic Spirit! Only The Evil One could produce something like this...
"Pokésummon" (178K) Pokémon and Black Magick! Cackle cackle! By Stridevin@aol.com
"Strike Three... Squirtle!" (4K) Squirtle takes a pounding at a baseball game. By Squirtle Killer, aka aaron@sharky.org
"Pokémon Burgers, anyone?" (20.7K) by Cynicallia@yahoo.com
"When Charmander Goes BAD" (25.2K) by Cynicallia@yahoo.com
"Pikachu must BURN!" (42.4K) more pyromayhem by Cynicallia@yahoo.com
"Dog Attacks Pikachu" (9.87K) by Cynicallia@yahoo.com
"I knew this day would come..." (14K) by Cynicallia@yahoo.com
"Carnivorous Pikachu" (17.9K) by Cynicallia@yahoo.com
"Squirtle on a stick" (12.4K) by Cynicallia@yahoo.com
"Tuna, Anyone?" (15.2K) by Cynicallia@yahoo.com
"Pikachu vs The Big Bad Wolf" (34.7K) "I'll huff & I'll puff and I'll blow you up!" by Cynicallia@yahoo.com
I have no idea what this thing is but it's anti-Pokémon, so... (77.4K) more artwork by Cynny
How to kill the creator of "Pokemon" (9.8K) by PokeMutilator

More to come, soon...

I can't stop you from raiding this picture gallery, so go ahead, see if I give a ratatta's ass.
If you want to contribute something, send your artwork to me, Ash Tray. But puh-lease, put some effort into your artwork! I'm not gonna bother posting up some picture of Pikachu that you've found on www.pokemon.com and spent 10 seconds scribbling over in red.

Oh yeah, and please don't pirate other people's pictures without their permission - even for graffitistic purposes.


Gotta kill 'em all!