On 11AUG01 at about 00.30hr Polar Ted's stunt double was stolen in Eros, Edinburgh by a white female aged between 18 and 22 years, about 5'10" tall with brown/blond shoulder lenght hair! If you see Polar Ted's stunt double (with a distinguishing pair of initials on the label attached to his behind), please e-mail Polar Ted or notify Eros (0131 228 1661) or Lothian and Borders Police on 0131 229 2323.

Bigger than me, ...
but not as cute.

Lager!

He seems happy, but who is he?

More lager!

I feel in the mood to dance.

But first, ... more lager!

Getting there. Where's the dancefloor?

I pull the cage dancer.
How did she get out of her cage?
Hi, Natali!

I pull again.

And again, two at a time!

And yet again, ... I pull.

Another two. God, I must be handsome.
Hi, Helen! Hi, Dale!

Even the security staff.
Hello Jude.

Ahh, my favourite.

Take me to the dancefloor ... now!

On the decks in Elite.
Good, everyone likes it.
Thanks Jim.

Can you direct me to the Royal Edinburgh Hospital?
I think one of their residents may be missing.

Through next door to the booth in Eros.
"Good evening Edinburgh."

Cool!

Even the drinks are dancing here,
or is it the bass bin?

If you appear here and want Polar Ted to say "Hi", e-mail him with your name and the caption of the picture you are in.
(Please include in your e-mail some way for Polar Ted to contact you to confirm with you.)

Appearing soon: Michael & Dale; Gemma,Shona & Sarah; Jo; Lisa; Angus & Adelle; Hamish.