Curriculum Vitae
RespecTed
Objective Personal Bodyguard Qualifications SAS Arctic Warfare and Survival course Seventh Dan black belt Origami, Murmansk Dojo Eat (Navy) SEALS for breakfast	(Note Earpiece)
Education School of Hard Knocks Relevant Experience I was previously employed as Personal Bodyguard by Rupert, Paddington and Winnie the Pooh. (Left to seek position with more street cred..) Other Experience Never lost a client. Likes Red Bull, (seal) clubbing and sunsets

Polar Ted's e-mail address is polar_ted@yahoo.co.uk